All Your Base Are Belong To Us — The Kip Lange Homepage

I know the world is gaga for Kristen the singing hooker, but this story kinda slipped in quietly…

About an hour ago, Boston regulators successfully passed a measure to ban trans-fat. Violators could be charged up to $1000.

Now this means you should do two things. One, bring a stick of butter with you everywhere. Two, I think you can still get away with smoking a cigarette and having some buttered toast if you do it really late at night underneath your bedcovers.

You’ll never catch me, Mr. Health Regulator! *cough* *wheeze*

(As Jimi said, I know I got to go when it’s my time to go…but in the meantime…let me live my life the way I want to…)

Okay, so unless you’ve been living in a cave (assuming the cave is not wired for cable, like mine is), you know that Hillary has been floating around the idea of a “dream ticket” with Hillary on top and Obama in the VP slot.

Hillary knows what she’s doing. The math is against her, and the stalemate between her and Obama shows no sign of ending anytime soon. So she needs to woo the “superdelegates” at the convention, and one big way of doing that is by floating the “dream ticket” idea past them.

Now, as you can see above, Obama has already started trying to shake this idea, but he needs to do much more. He needs to reject the potential VP spot right now. As forcefully as possible. Because if a Clinton-Obama ticket emerges, I am telling you right now, Obama’s supporters are going to be disgusted.

Obama should be out there stumping saying, look, I have more delegates, I have the popular vote, and Hillary Clinton is trying to steal this election. I really believe he needs to start saying things like that, because this is exactly what Hillary Clinton is trying to do — enter in a brokered convention and woo the “superdelegates” with the dream-team idea, marginalizing Obama in the process.

If Obama accepts a VP spot under Clinton, there is going to be shock and horror among a lot of his supporters, and I’m telling you right now — the “Uncle Tom” issue will be dragged out in the light, valid or not, salient or not.

So Obama needs to kill this right now. Hammer away with, “I am running for president, I’m not running for vice president — and I am winning. And Hillary Clinton wants to steal this nomination from us.”

Because that is exactly what Hillary wants to do. And Obama has to stop the momentum this issue is getting and get rid of the 2-for-1 deal. If I were on his staff, I would be advising him right now to get out there and say that he would never, under any circumstances, allow himself to a VP option for Hillary Clinton — especially since he’s winning.

Obama needs to take care of this forcefully and he needs to take care of it now, because the “dream team” ticket issue is already generating a lot of buzz. Obama needs to stop that dead and remind people that not only is he running for *president* and not *vice-president*, but also this a blatant attempt on Hillary’s part to thwart the will of Democratic primary voters.

And yes, before you ask, I like Obama. As a person. Politically, he’s extremely liberal, so I’d certainly have problems with him as president, but I’ll tell you one thing — it’d be easier on the ears to listen to Obama for 4-8 years than to listen to Hillary for 4-8 years.

Okay, been hunting around for a way to do this for a while, but never really bothered to try. Finally did, and found an easy way to REALLY ramp up the volume of your iPod.

First, I take ZERO RESPONSIBILITY for any damage this might cause to speakers, headphones, or your iPod. Modding is always slightly dangerous at best.

With the disclaimer gone, let’s proceed. It’s easy.

First, download euPod here. It’s freeware.

Open up euPod and boost the volume all the way up (it’s hard to miss how to do it).

Go into iTunes, select all (Ctrl-A in Windows), and then right click and choose “Get Info”. Under the options tab, you’ll see a volume boost option. Ramp it up all the way to 100% if you want.

Sync the iPod and when you play it the next time, be forewarned that everything will be MUCH louder.

Hope this helps some folks.

Obama’s foreign policy advisor, Samantha Power, has resigned in the firestorm that has resulted from her referring to HRC as a “monster”.

Well, chalk another point of respect I have for the Obama camp in this matter. In campaigning, the Clintons are monsters. There is nothing to which they will not sink.

I credit Obama for taking the high road on this one, but a lot of us — Obama included, in private — would consider the Clinton Machine monstrous.

And, just in the future, for Obama campaign officials — please remember that you have to say, “This is off the record,” before you make the comment. You can’t say that after the comment has been made and expect the report not to run with it.

Now, look at this link and watch the exchange if you haven’t seen it yet.

This all has to do with a call between Kerry and McCain where many speculate Kerry was feeling out McCain as a possible VP candidate.

I don’t see this as McCain getting angry. But, of course, the Times reporter threw in the invevitable, “Why are you so angry?” comment, to try to make some kind of incredibly weak point.

McCain has acknowledged the call between him and Kerry, he has not hid it, and no, he did not run as John Kerry’s running mate. I think somebody might remember if he had.

Again, though, watch this video and tell me how this is an “angry” response. Curt, clipped, annoyed, maybe, but not angry.

It’s spring training time and that means it’s time to pick up a copy of a good baseball videogame.

I, myself, loved the EA games, until EA dropped out of the race. Then I switched over to MLB 2k7 last year and I was suitably impressed; one of the lead designers for the EA series helped revamped it. The result was pretty much a clone of the EA games.

Last year, Sony tossed us MLB ’07: The Show. While visually impressive, The Show didn’t deliver on a number of promises and fell short of MLB 2k7. It suffered some of the same problems as Sony’s NBA ’08 — too far from real life.

This year, Sony is back with a vengeance with the new MLB ’08. The game has been overhauled seriously, and now it’s not just eye candy. For the record, MLB 2k8 runs at a much slower framerate than MLB ’08s smooth 60 FPS.

This year, The Show is easy to transition into. You’ll get the hang of the easy two-click pitching meter and the batting system (which, again, is largely a clone of EA’s original concept, further developed by MLB 2k7 last year). Built-in tips guide you along easily. The Show has been upgraded in every little detail. One of the most impressive things this year is the addition of an enormous amount of statistics. You have a wealth of information at your fingertips when pitching or batting to pull up. Very, very cool.

MLB ’08: The Show — Eye candy finally meets great gameplay (click picture for full resolution image)

I tried MLB 2k8 very briefly and was disappointed with the framerate, the lack of improvement over last year’s offering, and went with Sony’s MLB ’08: The Show. This time, Sony got it right.

MLB 2k8 is still a solid game, and probably your only real offering unless you have a PS3 (The Show is exclusive to the PS3).

The real strength of The Show is the small changes they’ve made. A quick meter you can pull up to evaluate your last swing. The ability to save a game in mid-game. Roster updates roughly every two weeks. Give it a chance and you’ll see what I’m talking about. And often, in sports videogames, it’s the little things that make the difference.

Of course, The Show remains far better than MLB 2k8 in terms of graphics. So this year, I say, if you’ve got a PS3, give MLB ’08: The Show a try.

One closing note — they’ve really done a good job redoing the popular “Road to the Show” mode, where you guide a player from the minors up to the majors. Last year it pretty much centered on hitting a lot of home runs; this year, the goals are much more varied and the mode is much more entertaining.

Just to get all my football feelings out at the moment, there is one thing I’m a little excited about.

As I’ve posted earlier, there is one and only one college football team I will ever root for, and that team is Cal. For those of you who don’t know (and I’ve always found this to be a surprisingly large number of people), Cal is the University of California at Berkeley. Yes, hippie-ass Berkeley is a PAC-10 powerhouse (well, usually — after Nate Longshore went down this year, they struggled mightily).

Anyway, point is, Aaron Rodgers is a Cal alum and will be taking the reins (as far as we know) from Brett Favre next year, stepping up as the new quarterback for the Green Bay Packers.

Now, Rodgers’ few outings with the Packers have not been exactly breathtaking. But I am very interested to see what a couple of years under Brett Favre’s wing will do to Rodgers.

I hope Rodgers shakes the rookie jitters as fast as possible and makes his mark for the Packers.

Whatever happens, it will be very interesting to see how he plays next year (of course, it’s not just up to Rodgers; the key to a quarterback’s success is inexorably tied to the success of the offensive line, which should be clear to anyone who watched this year’s Superbowl).

I wish Rodgers luck and wish him the best in the upcoming season. That is, as long as he doesn’t knock the Patriots or the Raiders out of the playoffs. 🙂

First, let me predicate this by saying that I think Troy Brown is a class act who has given his all to the Patriots in his years here. I also think he was a hell of a player.

I say “was” because, as most Pats fan will know, Troy Brown, who is the all-time leader in receptions for the Patriots (557), did not catch a single pass last season and played in only one game (not the Superbowl).

Most people have expected Troy Brown to quietly retire this year. However, Brown is not at all settled on the matter.

I think that it’s time for Troy Brown to go. I know how much he loves the game. There’s no doubt in my mind about that. But there comes a time for every football player where he has to decide to drop out or “die onstage”, as William F. Buckley, Jr., put it when he resigned as editor of The National Review. In this case, we’re talking about figuratively dying. Brown will not play next year. He will ride the bench.

There’s nothing dishonorable about that but I wish Troy would bow out now, leaving behind him an amazing career and the love of fans all across the nation. It’s what Brett Favre did, and I think Favre also made the right decision.

In other words, I’m saying, Troy Brown should bow out while he’s still on top. This is just my opinion.

Either way, Troy Brown remains one of those people who, to me, define what football is all about. He captures all of the intangibles.

I wish him luck whatever decision he makes.

And in other football news…

Brett Favre has finally bowed out of his 17-year football career.

I’m not a huge fan of the Packers, but…I would have liked to have seen Favre make the Superbowl this year. He certainly cleaned up his passing game, making a lot fewer of those trademark Favre shuffle-passes which were always pretty to watch but always so dangerous…

Still one of the best quarterbacks of all time.

Yep. Pats locked down Moss for three years and $27 million.

Of course, the Pats need Moss a lot more than Moss needs them, given his “resurrection” last season.

I’ve always loved Moss, even when he was supposedly doggin’ it with the Raiders (my favorite team for several years, until the goddamn tuck-rule knocked them out of the playoffs…I hate the tuck rule…I loathe the tuck-rule…I still think they invented it on the damn spot…).