Category Archives: Joe Gideon

A Quick Joke

Okay, this was one of my father’s favorites, but it’s all in the delivery. Abraham Lincoln is writing the Gettysburg address. He thinks it out, sits down, puts pen to paper, and writes it. However, he needs to read it … Continue reading

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It’s Showtime

It’s showtime! It’s…showtime. <sigh>

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Blue Velvet Redux: In Dreams I Walk With You

Dean Stockwell was a truly great talent.

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Does anybody need any goddamned writing done?

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Offer me money. Power, too, promise me that. Offer me everything I ask for…

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Open Letter to David Carradine’s Ghost

Why, oh why, did you have to dress like Batman and choke yourself to get off? Sigh.

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ALL THAT JAZZ — “There’ll be Some Changes Made”

I appreciate the sentiment, but…not gonna happen, I don’t think.

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Don’t Look Back in Anger (Belushi, Saturday Night Live)

I’ll outlive you all. Why? Because I’m a dancer. Yes, I am quite aware of the irony, but I don’t care. One of the best SNL skits ever.

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Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Psst…Joe G. here…Kip’s not paying attention, so I’m sneaking this one in…every bit of clothing ought to make you pretty; you can cut the clothing, grey is such a pity; I should wear the clothing of Mr. Walter Mitty — … Continue reading

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Aw kid, you’re a STAR!

…and..ALL…THAT…JAZZ! –Joe Gideon All That Jazz Chicago at

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