Category Archives: television

Drew Barrymore Appreciation — Drew Barrymore Flashing Letterman and her January 1995 Playboy Shoot (Full)

Oh, man, do I love me some Drew Barrymore. Well, in her heyday, at least — before the constant Good Morning America nonsense. Cute as hell, hot as hell, cheerful personality, background history as a fucked-up child star, you gotta … Continue reading

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Saturday Night Live — Washington’s Dream

And we Americans STAND BY HIS DREAM, we do.

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Life Ain’t Nothin’ But Bitches and Cigarettes — Matt Foley: Scaring Kids Straight in Prison

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SCROOGE: A CHRISTMAS CAROL (1951) — Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Eve — though, sort of Merry Christmas, to me, because as I got older, my family tended to celebrate on Christmas Eve and then just have a meal on Christmas Day. Presents were Christmas Eve as well. On … Continue reading

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Matt Foley, Motivational Santa (Saturday Night Live, 1993)

I’m assuming this takes place somewhere in a MALL down by the RIVER…

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Happy 70th, Steven Wright!

A happy birthday (Dec 6th) to Steven Wright, who is turning 70 this year. A classic but little-known Wright quote: “First you don’t exist. At all. Then you’re born, and you live your whole life. Then you die. Then you … Continue reading

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“A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (1973)

Hey, folks — tradition. I always used to watch “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” on Thanksgiving (and it contains a good brief history of the holiday for kids — or anybody). It’s not anywhere on public television anymore, but…for Thanksgiving…here you … Continue reading

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“What’s the Best Way?” — Saturday Night Live Mock Gameshow, 1992, Transcript Only

Again, courtesy of https://snltranscripts.jt.org/. And, again, I cannot find the skit online, but it’s hilarious. What’s the Best Way What’s the Best Way Stanley Sperrow…..Kevin NealonTony Vallencourt…..Adam SandlerKatie McGregor…..Glenn CloseWayne Dunbar…..Phil HartmanKalahari Bushman…..Tim Meadows Announcer: From Boston Mass, right off … Continue reading

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The Three Stooges Halloween Marathon (Online)

Yes, that’s right, all October, the Three Stooges official Youtube channel is running nothing but Three Stooges Halloween-related episodes. You can’t find them much on TV anymore, especially with streaming, even on Saturday mornings (they used to be on TCM … Continue reading

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“The Salem Bitch Trials” Transcript, Saturday Night Live (Shannon Doherty) — 1993

I cannot for the life of me find a video of this classic SNL skit, but I do at least have the transcript for “The Salem Bitch Trials”, courtesy of https://snltranscripts.jt.org/. It’s honestly one of the funniest skits SNL has … Continue reading

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