Roosevelt Colvin released from the Pats

Ayuh. It was expected to happen, but now it’s official, the Patriots have cut Roosevelt Colvin. Too bad. For my two cents, I thought the guy was a hell of a player and a class act.

Kevin Faulk, meanwhile, got busted for pot — please, NFL, give me a break. And yeah, before you say it, if Brady got busted for pot, I bet we’d never even hear about it.

Anyway, farewell Rosie, and may you find success as a free agent…

(Note: Mr. C. — I hope you read my comments on Belichick stomping off the field like a three-year-old — and I’m sorry I root for the Pats :p)

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Hillary sinks to a new low

Is there anything more disgusting than watching a Clinton attack when they’re against the ropes?

You probably already know what I’m talking about — the fact that Clinton staffers released a photograph of Obama while he was on a five-country tour in Africa wearing a Muslim headdress.

There are hordes of pictures of politicians dressing in traditional native garb. It’s what you do. Obama has nothing to apologize for, and a lot to get angry about. Hell, there’s a picture of Hillary Clinton herself in a headdress.

And it’s just going to get uglier…

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Nader ’08!

I can barely contain my excitement. Nader fever is here, and Nader fever is contagious! That is why, right now, I have to say, to all my friends on the left, you must vote Nader.

Your next president: unelectable at any speed…

Na-der! Na-der! Na-der! Yes we can! Yes we can!

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Times ombudsman blasts McCain story

Aye, like the title says, the New York Times ombudsman came out with some pretty strong criticism of the McCain smear job.

And y’all thought the press loved McCain — of course, anybody with even an elementary grasp of politics knew the Fourth Estate would immediately turn on Johnny-boy as soon as he had secured the nomination…

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And the Razzie goes to…

…Lindsay Lohan in “I Know Who Killed Me”. She almost got a clean sweep…

Here are the Razzie winners (The Golden Raspberry, for those of you who don’t know about Razzies — awards you DON’T want to win…)

Worst Picture:
I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Actor:
Eddie Murphy, ‘Norbit’

Worst Actress:
Lindsay Lohan, ‘I Know Who Killed Me’

Worst Supporting Actress:
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey), ‘I Know Who Killed Me’
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota), ‘I Know Who Killed Me’

Worst Screen Couple:
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan, ‘I Know Who Killed Me’

Worst Remake or Rip-Off:
I Know Who Killed Me (Rip-Off of ‘Hostel,’ ‘Saw,’ and ‘The Patty Duke Show’)

Worst Prequel or Sequel:
Daddy Day Camp

Worst Director:
Chris Siverston, ‘I Know Who Killed Me’

Worst Screenplay:
Jeffrey Hammond, ‘I Know Who Killed Me’

Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie:
I Know Who Killed Me

The official Razzie website is at:

http://www.razzies.com/

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A little late posting this, but — we shot that spy satellite down, whee

Ah, I mentioned this earlier and then never posted up a follow-up.

As most of you probably know, we hit that spy satellite on the first attempt, and we even think we nailed the sucker’s fuel tank.

Here’s a video of the hit and an AP report on it:

Ah, remember the 80s, when liberals were deriding a missile defense shield as pure fantasy? Bahahaha! Blam-o!

God loves explosions and so do I.

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iPhone/iTouch/iPod iDiocy on duplicate songs from different albums

Okay, I had to search a while for this today, so I’m going to put this info in the hopes that it answers someone’s question about this more easily than I had it answered for me.

The question is, let’s say you have two albums by the same artist that have the exact same two songs on them. Duplicate songs. How do you get rid of one of them and just use one file on both albums?

The answer? You cannot get rid of one of the songs and use the other one for both albums. You have to keep both songs. That’s it. No ifs, ands, or buts.

And it’s really dumb, in my opinion, and could have easily been taken care of by Apple in the development phase of any of its iPod-family products.

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Roseanne Barr is right — you heard me

I never thought I’d find myself posting a link to an article by Roseanne Barr on politics, but here I am, doing it, because what she says here is absolutely right:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/roseanne-barr/experience-vs-inspiratio_b_87982.html

From the piece:

When I fly in an airplane I want the pilot with the most experience, not the one who can inspire hope in me that I get to where I am going.

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Burnout Paradise review

With GT5 peeking around the corner, Burnout Paradise has quietly snuck under the radar. And it’s a great game. A really great game.

First, a couple of notes on the game. It supports rumble (very nicely), sixaxis control (who the hell uses sixaxis, anyway?), has a great multiplayer mode, and also allows for use of a webcam (in Sony’s view, preferably the Eye, but my Logitech worked just fine).

Now the details. Burnout Paradise is an open-ended, open-world game. Of course, when anybody says that these days, it conjures up GTA gameplay that can’t be matched. But, for a driving game, this one comes damn close. A good deal of the time you might actually feel a little like you’re playing GTA.

Cruising Paradise City
(click for larger image)

The graphics are great. Pure eye candy. Paradise City is rendered in beautiful detail, and there (so far) have been no load times in wandering the immense city.

The way the game works is simple: pull up to any stoplight, spin your wheels, and you’re in a competition of some sort. Some are straight races. Some are take-down matches (take out other cars) — with spectacular collisions (this game contains its fair share of “Oh Shnap!” moments). New cars are unlocked as you finish races, and most of them show up first on the street, where you have to take them down in open gameplay in order to win the car.

As you win competitions and cars, your license (which can contain a webcam-snapped picture of you) goes up in points and grades, allowing you to enter more events.

As in GTA, there are drive-throughs to fix your car, your nitro boost, your paint job…once you discover them, of course.

The physics of the game are great; collisions look and feel real. There are hundreds of stunts, and jumps, some hidden, some out in the open. The world is fully explorable — except, of course, you can’t get out of your car; this is a racing game at heart, and while it reminds one of GTA — it ain’t GTA.

Also well done is the soundtrack. It has, of course, Guns ‘n’ Roses singing Paradise City (duh), but also a good deal of other great driving music.

This game gets a 9 all the way around. And after playing the demo of Turismo 5…one wonders if the old “ultimate driving simulator” has maybe seen its day come and go.

And, just to add this, a 9 all around on a racing game is a high score for me, because I’m not a big racing game fan. I never have enjoyed the Need for Speed series, for instance (with the exception of Hot Pursuit).

Rent it, try it, love it, go out and buy it.

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Boom Boom Boom Boom

No, I’m not referring to a John Lee Hooker song.

I’m talking about how we’re going to try blowing a bus-sized satellite out of space with a missile.

Now taking bets on whether we hit it or not. I say we nail the sucker on the first try.

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