R.I.P. Steve Jobs

In 1984, my parents were in an electronics store looking to buy me an electronic typewriter for Christmas when I was in the fourth grade. They picked the typewriter out, it had simple word processing. While waiting in line, my mother, a technical writer, went to look at a brand new Mac 128k. She came back to my father and said, “Put the typewriter down. We’re getting this.” And thus began my love affair with Apple.

I stayed with Macs until 1996, when I finally traded in my (overclocked) Mac LC III for a Dell setup. I wanted to be able to play more games, and the games all seemed to be out for Microsoft systems. I never felt fully comfortable using a PC. I’m using one right now, and I still don’t feel comfortable with it. But I know the setup better than I know a Mac setup now, and the parts are cheaper. But I recently bought a MacBook Pro, and immediately fell back in love with Macs. I use it all the time now. And the gaming field has been a leveled a bit; more games are available for Macs now. I used it every morning to surf the web — until I gave in and bought an iPad 2. For the longest time, I thought, you know, I have no use for an iPad. I have the MacBook; that’s plenty. I have an iPhone (I bought the first iPhone when it was released, and have bought every once since then, and if God is willing and AT&T waives the $250 “premium” fee, I will be ordering one on Friday — if they don’t, I’ll be ordering one on November 19th — an iPhone 4S, that is…I specifically wanted this one because I thought it might be the last iDevice Jobs had direct input into…). But then the iPad came, I opened up the box, fiddled with it for 5 minutes, and instantly fell in love. Now I use my iPad for virtually everything, although I do write on the MacBook, and my PC is still my main computer for gaming, or for work (especially HTML or graphic design work). If I could afford one, though, I’d buy a top-line Mac desktop without blinking.

My only regret is that Jobs didn’t enter the gaming field and release something to kick the Xbox 360’s sorry ass. I have a PS3 and love it, but imagine what Jobs would have created. What’s that? You can’t imagine what he would have created? That’s the point! He would have released something so funky, so out there, so…Jobs…that it would have changed the entire console gaming industry forever.

So there’s the story of how Steve Jobs changed my life. Thank you, Steve, thank you. And when you get up to Heaven, I have a feeling God is going to want an iPad.

Godspeed, Steve Jobs, Godspeed. You were taken too soon. You were the Thomas Edison of our time. I am honored to have lived in the era that saw your greatness realized.

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Problems with Eudora 7.1.0.9 fonts or fonts in Explorer, Chrome, Firefox, possible fix

This was driving me nuts. I’m an old-school Eudora user — version 7.1.0.9, you can keep your fancy new open-source Eudora; I love the one I have.

After a recent Windows update, all the fonts in Eudora suddenly looked bold…or bigger…something was wrong. And it was annoying the hell out of me. I couldn’t seem to fix it by changing or resetting fonts, no matter how hard I tried.

However, after a little bit of searching on the Internet, I came across a fix for it that worked, and returned fonts back to normal. It was also mentioned that this can be used to return fonts in web browsers back to normal after a Windows update gives you the same problem (I am running Windows 7 64-bit).

It’s pretty simply. Go to the display control panel. Set the resolution to something different than you already have it. Keep the changes. Go back, switch it back to the resolution you want to run at, keep changes again.

This fixed it for me. Good luck!

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Crossfire tab missing/how to enable Crossfire on a Dell XPS 630i or equivalent with two ATI Radeon Cards

This problem almost drove me insane. I’ve spent weeks wrestling with it. Finally gave up and got an nVidia Card. But before I installed the nVidia card, I tried one last thing, and it WORKED to enable Crossfire! I can’t find this solution anywhere else on the Internet, but I can find a lot of people searching for it. This also applies if you’re getting artificating and crashes and BSODs with Crossfire enabled.

Here’s my fix.  I cannot guarantee it will work for you, but I hope it does.

(Before step 2, where you will opening up the computer, take standard precautions — shut down the PC completely, and remove the plug from the electrical socket to the back of the computer’s power supply, to make sure it isn’t getting *any* power at all)

1. In My Computer, choose “Uninstall or change a program”. Select ATI Installer. Express remove all AMD components/software. Shut down.

2. Open up the computer. Locate both video cards. The primary video card will have two power supply cables (six pin) running out of black ports on the back.

3. Locate the *linked* adapter/video card. In my setup, this one was on top. This one will, most likely, NOT have power supply cables running out the back of it — that’s the problem.

4. There should be two free power supply cables — they will be somewhat connected with the two power supply cables running to the linked adapter. Again, they are six-pin.

5. Plug the two power supply cables to the *linked* adapter/video card.

6. Close everything up.

7. Reboot normally. Once rebooted, use your browser of choice to navigate to the ATI website. Choose “previous drivers”. Select the 10.7 drivers and install them.

8. After 10.7 drivers are installed, reboot again (normally). Open up the Catalyst Control Panel; make sure you see the Crossfire option under the menu.

9. Go to the ATI website again and download the very latest drivers (currently 11.8) and the latest Catalyst Application Profiles (currently 11.7 CAP3).

10. *Without* uninstalling the 10.7 drivers, install the 11.8 drivers and the 11.7 CAP3s.

11. Reboot (normally). Go to the Catalyst Control Panel. Confirm that Crossfire is still there. Go to Crossfire Configuration under Gaming, or Performance. Make sure Crossfire is enabled. If not, check it, and hit apply. It may automatically uncheck the box no matter how many times you try. Don’t worry.

12. Reboot again (last time, hopefully). Go into the Catalyst Control Panel. Make sure Crossfire is enabled (it should be).

13. Pick a game, preferably one that you KNOW goes over 30 frames per second. Fire up Fraps, a freeware framerate-monitoring program, or the equivalent, if you don’t want to use Fraps.

14. Launch the game. Enjoy the increased Crossfire performance.

15. Revel in the fact that you have just pwned Crossfire. 🙂

**Warning — the cards get VERY hot. I did not run this for an extended period of time; instead I switched my ATIs out and put in a top-line nVidia, as I am going to buy another one as soon as I can and SLI-link it to future-proof myself somewhat**

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Running The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings on a CrossFire motherboard

A lot of people with ATI cards on CrossFire mobos are having problems running The Witcher 2. Here is how I managed to get it running at a pretty good, steady framerate (around 50-60 fps), while still using most of the “Ultra” settings in the configuration tool. Here’s what you want to do.

1. Patch the game to version 1.1 (we need to get to 1.2 but you can’t update straight to 1.2; you need 1.1 first)

2. Patch the game to version 1.2 (as mentioned above).

3. Download the latest drivers — 11.6 — follow this link:

http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx

4. Download the 11.6 CAP2 file (CAP is Catalyst Application Profiles) using the same link I just posted for step 3.

5. Go into the /bin folder of The Witcher 2, run the configuration tool, set the graphics level to Ultra. Keep the config tool running for step…

6. In the configuration tool, go into “Advanced Settings” and disable ubersampling.

7. Play the game. It should work just fine.

8. ???

9. Profit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A quick note regarding VG vs. PG

Okay, this is just a short tip for vapers. The two types of fluid used in e-cigs are Propylene Glycol (PG, same stuff used in fog machines), and Vegetable Glycol (same as PG but with a vegetable base).

Now, here’s the thing. I got some VG juice from Johnson Creek — their flavors are great — and I began to have problems with harsh hits from my eGo-T (yeah, I got one, I’ll write a review later) and my 510-T.

It turns out this can happen with VG because VG is thicker than PG and you have to allow more time for the atomizer to “drink it in”. I replaced the VG in my e-cigs with PG-based Vanilla from Vaper’s Choice…and, lo and behold, the harsh throat hits stopped. I also started getting a lot more vapor per puff.

This may not be exactly what was causing the harsh hits, but, given that the PG worked, I’m inclined to believe it was a major factor. But I do not speak for all vapers — some prefer VG to PG. Search the Internet and draw your own conclusions. But do it before you blow $20 on a bottle of e-liquid that may end up being useless to you.

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Partial Transcript of Stephen Colbert’s “super-PAC” press conference

Okay, guys, I’m still looking around for a full transcript of this, but this is the best I can do for now. Anyway, these are a few highlights from Stephen Colbert’s press conference yesterday after the government green-lighted his “super-PAC”.

Excerpts follow…

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COLBERT: “One way to get a lot of cash is with a political action committee or PAC, a private group of like-minded citizens formed to promote a candidate or an issue. … Some maybe candidates out there, already have exposure because they’re on TV — like Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, and Sarah Palin, who are on Fox News. … I thought, why not me? So I decided to form ColbertPAC.”

COLBERT:  “[Our intent is]…to poke fun at lax campaign finance laws that treat corporations as people whose feelings will be hurt if they cannot express themselves freely, generally by donating large amounts of money to political candidates.”

COLBERT: “I hate my parent company! they never let me do anything. [Laughter] Everyone else’s parent company let them do it. Karl Rove is a paid employee of Fox News and he gets to talk about his SuperPAC American Crossroads all the time.”

COLBERT: (Responding to a question about what he would do with the money: “‘…I don’t know. Give it to me and let’s find out.’”

COLBERT: “I believe in the American Dream. And that dream is simple: That anyone, no matter who they are, if they are determined, if they are willing to work hard enough, someday they can grow up to create a legal entity which can then receive unlimited campaign funds which can be used to influence elections.

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Fix for Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings Launch Bug

I’ve noticed on a few gaming boards that several people are having problems starting up Witcher 2. They launch the game, see a wolf splash screen, then they’re either returned to the Launcher screen, or, if they launched with the .exe itself, the desktop.

The following GOG .exe file can help many of those with this problem. It can be downloaded here:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2DT6N3XR

Happy gaming and good luck if you’re having problems getting Witcher 2 to launch — keep trying, it’s an awesome game.

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And now, a dirty penguin joke…

A penguin is driving across the country in his car when the engine overheats and he has to pull over into the nearest garage.

The mechanic greets him and says, “Well, it’s going to take me about an hour to diagnose the problem…”

The penguin replies, “Is there anything to do in this town for an hour?”

After a second, the mechanic replies, “Well, I don’t know if you like ice cream, but there’s an ice cream shop across the street…”

The penguin thanks him and heads off to the ice cream shop. He orders some vanilla ice cream, tries to eat it, but since he has no hands, he ends up with ice cream all over his beak. Just then he looks up at the clock and realizes it’s been over an hour. He rushes back to the garage.

The mechanic immediately says, “Well, looks like you blew a seal, buddy!”

The penguin replies, “No! No way! It’s just a little bit of ice cream! I swear!”

(okay allow a few seconds for the slower of you out there to get it…)

🙂

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inFamous 2 for the PS3: Review

The first inFamous dropped like a bomb on the Playstation 3 exclusive scene. It was probably the best exclusive Sony IP people had seen. I’m happy to report that, aside from a few minor grievances I have with the game, the sequel is very satisfying — provided you liked the original inFamous, because inFamous 2 is basically a clone of it.

Storywise, inFamous 2 occurs after the events of inFamous and the destruction of Empire City. Cole (you) and his buddy Zeke head down to a town down on the Gulf Coast named New Marais in search of “Blast Cores”, which will give Cole the extra powers he needs to defeat “The Beast”, a mysterious monster tearing a path of destruction down the whole Eastern Seaboard. If you missed the first inFamous, don’t worry, it’s pretty easy to figure things out. If you have played the first inFamous, and kept a save file, you’ll get a bonus — a chance to import some of your Karma and experience points from inFamous to inFamous 2.

It should be noted that while you are ostensibly in New Marais merely to acquire new powers, you start off with a lot of powers already. Which means the powers you are going to get are well beyond the powers that were in the first inFamous (though you’ll be regaining some of those, too — like my personal favorite, the “Precision” power, that slows time and allows you to zoom and target a very small area — perfect for headshots).

inFamous 2 continues using the Karma system implemented in the first inFamous. Bad actions lead you towards negative karma, good actions lead you toward positive karma. As you progress in your campaign, if you stick to evil or good (and not mix the two), you will end up unlocking new and awesome powers that vary based on whether you’re evil or good, and exactly how evil or good you are. These powers also require experience points to unlock, which you earn by finishing missions and performing side tasks such as healing wounded civilians or stopping muggings and such — if you want to play as the good guy, of course.

A unique twist to this, however, is achieved by adding two characters: Nix and Kuo. I won’t go into their backstories and spoil things for you, but you get Kuo at your side for major missions if you choose to be good, and you get Nix at your side for missions if you choose the path of evil. Each have a different array of powers, some of which can actually combine with your own powers for intriguing attacks and massive damage. For instance, Kuo can shoot a cloud of mist at an enemy, which, if shocked by Cole, will put surrounding enemies in blocks of ice they cannot escape from (in other words, for them, it’s “Game over, dude!”). Nix works similarly. However, they are not limited to just directly aiding you; the AI is good enough for them so that they’ll go out on their own and engage enemies.

Cole goes for a little "shock and awe" in inFamous 2 (click to enlarge)

Speaking of the AI, it’s not just good with Nix and Kuo; it seems that Sucker Punch has worked on improving enemy AI. They seek cover very well, they can attempt to flank you and perform more complex strategies than I recall from the first inFamous.

This installment of inFamous gives me one thing I felt was sorely lacking in the first inFamous — a much improved (or rather, *existent*) melee system that can be upgraded the same way as your powers are. inFamous 2 also removes some of the more boring and repetitive missions from the first inFamous — I would say that the quality of missions in inFamous 2 is much better, and the missions themselves are more varied in objectives.

inFamous 2 virtually demands a replay so you can go the opposite way, Karma-wise, than you did the first time around, so you can see what the powers are on the other side of the morality spectrum. There are also graphical changes in Cole’s appearance depending on which path you’re choosing to go down. On this first playthrough I’m going for positive Karma, so I have a Cole with a white shirt, a kind face, and who shoots glows blue (I believe taking the evil path gives you a red aura).

Sucker Punch has also added something very interesting — UGC, or “User-Generated Content”. In other words, missions created by players themselves. While I was playing, most of the UGC missions had been written by Sucker Punch themselves, but I began to see a few true user-generated missions cropping up. One was titled simply “Large Scale Shootout” and it delivered exactly what it promised (a large-scale shootout — *bonk*). This essentially makes the game “infinitely” playable, in a way.

My only complaint, so far, regarding inFamous 2, is that, unlike the first inFamous, I haven’t had a “Wow!” moment yet. You know, “Wow, holy s**t, am I actually doing this?” moments? Haven’t had any so far. But I’m still only about 2/3rds of the way through the game. Some people may find the graphics are not luscious enough for their tastes, but whatever Sucker Punch has taken away graphically, it has added to speeding up the engine so that you can engage in massive battles without the game hitching for even a second.

I give inFamous 2 a solid 9.25 out of 10.

 

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Quick review of the new Joye 510-T “Tank” e-cigarette

Joye, the makers of the hugely popular “510” e-cigarette (the numbers mean nothing — or they indicate something, but I have no idea what it is) introduced a new e-cig: the Joye 510-T “Tank” cigarette.

So I plunked down $70 for a starter kit from e-smokeytreats.com (they still ship the fastest) and it came in the mail yesterday. I’ve been vaping steadily with it for a day and a half now.

The primary change to the 510-T is a “fluid feeder” system, meaning that instead of using wadding to hold the e-liquid, it uses a cartridge that you open up and directly fill with e-liquid — meaning you’re going to be adding more fluid less frequently.

And indeed, it does last longer and gives out a higher kick of vapor than the old 510. The batteries also last a good deal longer than the older 510 batteries. And a quick tip here: Do NOT plug a 510 battery into a 510-T charger, you will burn it out. Although the 510-T can use a regular 510 battery, even though it’s a lower amperage.

So, after testing out the 510-T, I’m fairly impressed. Vapor output is about the same as the regular 510, but removing the need to drip and constantly top off cartridges with e-liquid is now no longer a problem.

I have two small complaints about the 510-T. The first is that the blank cartridges they use are a pain in the ass to open. I have to bite the top off at the moment; I’m still looking for a better way to get that top off.

The second complaint is lack of flavor. The regular 510 isn’t so great at delivering “taste”; the 510-T is even worse. Although the juice I’m using could be the problem, so I ordered up some e-liquid from Johnson Creek, which many people swear by (the new Blu cartomizers use Johnson Creek e-liquid and they produce a LOT of taste — unfortunately they don’t produce a lot of vapor).

Other than those two issues, though, I find the 510-T “Tank” system to be a definite step up from the regular 510. It kicks out a little more vapor, but the key thing is how much longer it lasts than the 510 — both in terms of battery and in terms of refilling the e-liquid.

In the final analysis, I think vapers are still waiting for an “iPhone” of an e-cig — something that’s a real change, a huge step up. The 510-T is not there yet. But it’s on its way. It is definitely well on its way.

However, one caveat — I’m an early adopter of e-cigs, and this system has only been on the market for a short while, so unless you really really want one, I would wait a little longer to see if there are any problems with the 510-T over time.

I will be sure to let you know if there are. In the meantime, I consider the Joye 510-T “Tank” to be the best electronic cigarette currently on the market.

Vape on!

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