The “Welcome to Jamaica” Joke

Dirty joke time!

There’s a guy named Jack. He has a girlfriend named Wendy. Jack is hopelessly in love with Wendy, and decides to ask her to marry him. To prove how much he loves her, he goes and gets “Wendy” tattooed on his penis, as a gesture of loyalty. When he’s erect,  his penis shows her name, and when it’s limp, it reads “Wy”

So, the next night, they have passionate sex, and when Wendy sees her name on Jack’s member, he pops the question, and she accepts.

They decide to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Once down there, they decide to try out all of the local culture,  including a nude beach. They go to the beach, and are having a great time, when Jack decides to get up from  sunbathing and go and get something to drink at the bar down the beach.

So, he walks over to the bar, with his limp penis, trying not to let his eyes wander; he doesn’t want to embarrass himself. He orders a drink from the guy at the bar, and while making the drink, he notices that the bartender, also naked, has “Wy” tattooed on his limp penis as well.

So Jack says to the guy, “Wow, what a coincidence! Hey, do you have a girlfriend named ‘Wendy’, and her name tattooed on your dick too?”

And the bartender looks down at Jack’s member, back to his and starts laughing. He says, “No, mon.  Mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Have a nice day.'”

 

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The ObamaNation…

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Updated Poll

Alright, changed the poll at the bottom of the page. Vote away.

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Mr. Edgar Allan Poe

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Charlie Sheen’s Staple Center Rant

I have to say, in defense of smokers everywhere whom this has happened to — at a movie theater, wherever — that I echo Charlie’s sentiment a bit.

The rant can be found here.

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Wisconsin Recall Vote Results: Map

Here’s a map of the results of the Wisconsin recall vote:

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Lake Norman High School Yearbook Photo Uncensored

Okay. So by now you’ve probably heard of this — some graduating senior from a high school in North Carolina is accused of flashing her junk during a graduation photo.

Did she do it intentionally? I highly doubt it. Do you want to see the picture? I bet you do. Do you want to see it uncensored? I bet you do. 🙂

Okay, so here it is. I won’t put it directly in the post, here, to keep things generally clean, but I’ll link to it:

Click here to see the uncensored photo and make up your own mind…

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iDevices (iPad, iPhone, iPod) not showing up in wi-fi sync in iTunes — FIX

Okay, I ran into this problem a couple of times, so I’m posting the solution — because it’s really easy. Here’s the problem: Despite having all your iDevices set to sync wirelessly with iTunes, they don’t show up in iTunes when you open up the application.

Solution? REBOOT YOUR ROUTER. Has worked for me three or four times now.

Take care.

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VLC — the best media player for Windows (or any computer)

Okay, I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this, but I stopped using Windows Media Player a loooonnng time ago. I switched over to something called VLC — VideoLAN Player. The C comes from “client”, but since it’s no longer a client it doesn’t really apply…but they kept the name because it was already well known.

VLC is great for playing all sorts of video files. It’s minimalist, it gets the job done, and it doesn’t take up that much space. More important, it’s far more stable than Windows Media Player. And it’s 100% free. So if you’re looking for a video player without frills that *works*, give VLC a try.

The only thing it doesn’t do is stream to, say, a PS3. Conceivably, it could be altered to stream, but it’s not supported. Right now, that’s the only thing I still use WMP for.

You can download VLC from the offical website here:
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

Enjoy!

 

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Quick Review of Dead Island DLC: Ryder White

Let me sum this up quickly: Do not buy the Dead Island DLC Ryder White.

Come on, guys, this is not how you do DLC. Ryder White is supposed to show us the events of Dead Island from the viewpoint of Ryder White, the Australian officer whose wife becomes infected with the…whatever the hell it is that’s turning people into zombies.

Here’s the problem. The Dead Island folks have stripped leveling, experience, and the entire skill tree out of this DLC. What you are left with is a soulless first-person shooter. Oh, and it’s linear — no exploring an open environment this time.

About the only good thing you can say about it is that there’s more gunplay; more guns in general. Really, that’s it.

Avoid this thing like the zombie plague. 5.0/10, and it only gets those 5 points because I liked the original Dead Island so much.

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