Category Archives: rants

ALL THAT JAZZ — “There’ll be Some Changes Made”

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Kip

I appreciate the sentiment, but…not gonna happen, I don’t think.

Posted in Joe Gideon, personal, rants | Leave a comment

Professor Henry Higgins — Never Let a Woman in Your Life

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Kip

You know, all my life, I’ve wanted to play Henry Higgins on stage. Seriously. *wink*. Anyway, allow the good professor to explain why I am single. He puts it better than I ever could.

Posted in movies, personal, philosophy, rants | Leave a comment

Tour and Fury

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Kip

Alright, Obama administration, I have really had it with you people now. Nicely done on the White House tours for schoolkids thing. You utter pricks! I mean, how dare you do this? It is one of the most blatant, sickening, finger-wagging … Continue reading →

Posted in current events, politics, rants | Leave a comment

How Very Conservatrarian of You, Senator Rand Paul

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Kip

Old news by now (a day, lol), but, hey, listen up GOP old guard — move *aside*, we need someone like Rand Paul to do this. And consider running for president. Coming from: a conservative, with strong small-l libertarian inclinations, … Continue reading →

Posted in conservatrarian, current events, philosophy, politics, rants | Leave a comment

Roast in Hell, Hugo Chavez

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Kip

Oh, man, what good news to wake up to (yeah, I keep weird hours): (CNN) — A deeply divided Venezuela is mourning its late leader and preparing to pick a new president to replace him. Venezuelan officials called for peace and … Continue reading →

Posted in conservatrarian, current events, personal, philosophy, politics, rants | Leave a comment

Don’t Look Back in Anger (Belushi, Saturday Night Live)

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Kip

I’ll outlive you all. Why? Because I’m a dancer. Yes, I am quite aware of the irony, but I don’t care. One of the best SNL skits ever. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-50004053/saturday_night_live_dont_look_back_in_anger_season_3/

Posted in bizarre, conservatrarian, Joe Gideon, personal, philosophy, rants, television | Leave a comment

Words, words, words.

Posted on February 24, 2013 by Kip

Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2, Soliloquy (Brannagh, 1996)

Posted in bizarre, movies, personal, rants, writing | Tagged | Leave a comment

I need a tennis ball

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Kip

Okay, so my mom had her consultation regarding the tumor on her kidney today. They’re doing the biopsy in ten days or so. This is, what, at least the 8th or 9th cancer scare now? I’m throwing up “Tennis Ball” … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, personal, philosophy, rants | Leave a comment

Message to Julian Assange

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Kip

I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but this broke yesterday: Julian Assange is going to run for the Senate in Australia. Here: CANBERRA, Australia — WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange regards his bid to become an Australian senator as a … Continue reading →

Posted in bizarre, current events, humor, philosophy, politics, rants | Leave a comment

Back on the market?

Posted on February 12, 2013 by Kip

So here I am, thinking to myself, it’s been ten years since you last did…anything…with a woman. On purpose. I did this for several reasons. First, I had a couple that got away. Two, exactly, if I’m counting right. Yeah, … Continue reading →

Posted in personal, philosophy, rants | 1 Comment