Category Archives: humor

Are You Drinkin’ With Me, Jesus?

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Kip

“Does your head pound, Jesus…as hungover You do rise…how does Paradise look, Jesus…through Holy Bloodshot Eyes?”

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Flashing, Blinking Lights

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Kip

Modern life in a nutshell, courtesy of AIRPLANE! 2. God-damned flashing, blinking lights. Not to mention the chimes, bells, knobs, levers, swipes…

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A Quick Joke

Posted on October 15, 2023 by Kip

Okay, this was one of my father’s favorites, but it’s all in the delivery. Abraham Lincoln is writing the Gettysburg address. He thinks it out, sits down, puts pen to paper, and writes it. However, he needs to read it … Continue reading →

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Simon Pegg is a Genius

Posted on October 14, 2023 by Kip

Quick shout out to Simon Pegg. Please make more movies. Please, for the love of God.

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Life of a Repo Man is Always Intense

Posted on October 14, 2023 by Kip
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Another Family Guy Joke Explained: Juliette Lewis Making Out With Dogs

Posted on October 5, 2023 by Kip

In Season 14, Episode 16 of “Family Guy”, titled “The Heartbreak Dog”, the writers hint that Juliette Lewis makes out with dogs. Peter finds out that Bonnie has made out with Brian and blurts out, “My God! Who would do … Continue reading →

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Open Letter to David Carradine’s Ghost

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Kip

Why, oh why, did you have to dress like Batman and choke yourself to get off? Sigh.

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He peed on my rug!

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Kip

“That’s right, Dude, they peed on your f–king rug.” And that rug REALLY tied the room together.

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The Specials — Too Much Too Young

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Kip

Woot, throwing this up here because it’s personally relevant to me at the moment, LOL. Plus I just love the song and ska in general.

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SNL: “Prose and Cons” (aka KILL MY LANDLORD)

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Kip

Sigh. You see, this is what Saturday Night Live used to be like. Someone call me when it’s this funny again. Without further ado, I give you Eddie Murphy and the Not-Ready-For-Primetime-Players in one of their finest hours:  

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