Category Archives: humor

Happy 70th, Steven Wright!

A happy birthday (Dec 6th) to Steven Wright, who is turning 70 this year. A classic but little-known Wright quote: “First you don’t exist. At all. Then you’re born, and you live your whole life. Then you die. Then you … Continue reading

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“A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (1973)

Hey, folks — tradition. I always used to watch “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” on Thanksgiving (and it contains a good brief history of the holiday for kids — or anybody). It’s not anywhere on public television anymore, but…for Thanksgiving…here you … Continue reading

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“What’s the Best Way?” — Saturday Night Live Mock Gameshow, 1992, Transcript Only

Again, courtesy of https://snltranscripts.jt.org/. And, again, I cannot find the skit online, but it’s hilarious. What’s the Best Way What’s the Best Way Stanley Sperrow…..Kevin NealonTony Vallencourt…..Adam SandlerKatie McGregor…..Glenn CloseWayne Dunbar…..Phil HartmanKalahari Bushman…..Tim Meadows Announcer: From Boston Mass, right off … Continue reading

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The Three Stooges Halloween Marathon (Online)

Yes, that’s right, all October, the Three Stooges official Youtube channel is running nothing but Three Stooges Halloween-related episodes. You can’t find them much on TV anymore, especially with streaming, even on Saturday mornings (they used to be on TCM … Continue reading

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“The Salem Bitch Trials” Transcript, Saturday Night Live (Shannon Doherty) — 1993

I cannot for the life of me find a video of this classic SNL skit, but I do at least have the transcript for “The Salem Bitch Trials”, courtesy of https://snltranscripts.jt.org/. It’s honestly one of the funniest skits SNL has … Continue reading

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Chris Farley — Colombian Decaf Coffee Crystals

Late us take a moment to remember the late, the great, Chris Farley — whom would rather not be served decaf coffee crystals. Just as a side note, I’ve always found it sad that Chris Farley was tagged as “the … Continue reading

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A Film Remake Better than the Original?

Someone recently asked me if I could name a movie remake that was much better than the original and I could not do it offhand (you can sort of get away with it with TV with spinoffs and such, and … Continue reading

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Don’t Declare War on Birds

I am actually not joking here, not in the least. Okay, well, I’m not stating mistruths. Maybe I find this a bit amusing, because the map below is actually accurate. Australia apparently had an emu problem and launched “The Great … Continue reading

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“Green card? I’m from *East L.A.*…”

Alright, given that there are reports of some citizens being accidentally deported along with people who are not here legally, I thought I would try one attempt at a non-offensive, non-political comment on the matter, and that is this:

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“Michael, are you wearing lady clothes…?”

This is honestly one of the best scenes in “The Office” ever.

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