Author Archives: Kip

Okay. I almost pissed my pants at the South Park series opener (“The Return of Chef”). Apparently a lot of other people did as well, because this episode was apparently the most highly-rated premiere since 2002. Me, I’ve been reading … Continue reading →

Oh man, this is great. Being a huge fan of “South Park” — I was hooked when I watched the premiere of “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” and phoned friends everywhere — and having a sort of six-degrees-of-separation relationship with … Continue reading →

I would like to make clear from the outset that I HATE MICROSOFT. This will show you where I’m going. I despise Microsoft. I was an avid Macintosh user until the lack of software literally drove me from my Mac … Continue reading →

Ahhh. When I figure out an easy answer to an annoying problem, I love to share it. I have one of the newer Comcast Motorola boxes with a DVR. Tonight, it was going along fine, recording the series I’ve plugged … Continue reading →

Now, don’t ask me how — it’s complex and boring, like myself — but my tooth problem has led to thoughts about friendships. What thoughts, you ask? No, actually, you asked, “Kip, please write something interesting, for the love of … Continue reading →

So, I’m eating a ham and cheese sandwich about two days ago, and all of a sudden there’s this crunch. I figure, hey, maybe I bit into a sharp piece of the ham or something (hams, of course, being notorious … Continue reading →

Ah, Valentine’s Day. Now, to break from the norm of navel-contemplating, self-pitying single bloggers out there, I’m going to say: I like Valentine’s Day. Even being single. I have fond memories of rushing around Manhattan trying to find a suitable … Continue reading →

Ah hah! I have succesfully pushed and succeeded in reuniting a couple of old friends, D.F and D.R from California. I’ve also gone on to do a lot of catching up with both of them, especially D.R., who is quite … Continue reading →

Ahhhh! I just found this one out yesterday. First, let me preface this by saying that the active ingredient in Benadryl is the same as the active ingredient in Nytol is the same as in Sominex and so on right … Continue reading →

Anybody who’s ever heard “The Aristocrats” joke, or seen the movie co-produced by Penn and Teller (man, do they rule, how much do I miss the hardcore old MofoExMachina BBS?), or likes South Park…I just ran across this. I was … Continue reading →