PlayStation 4 (“Orbis”) Release Announcement on Feb 20th

Well, here we are at the end of the current console cycle (but, hey, if any more games like DeadSpace 3 come out, we’re going out with a bang!). PlayStation is expected to announce the release date of the PlayStation 4, named “Orbis”, on February 20th. Some gaming titles have already leaked…you can find them here:

http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/playstation-4-games-teased-from-creators-of-heavy-rain-littlebigplanet-and-killzone/

On the XBox front, I’ve heard rumors the “720” is going to be basically controller-less. You will use a headset. I find it a little hard to believe that MSFT would go full-on Kinect-style and lose the controller; they’d drive away many, many hardcore gaming fans. I mean, oddly enough, even though the Kinect, the Move, and the Wii are all struggling a bit, everybody, including Sony, seems to be doubling down on the tech. I find it interesting…but 90% of these things, I mean, look, if I wanted this sort of thing, I’d get off my lazy butt, go get a health club membership, and work out. Or I’d just find someone with a ping-pong table. I know the tech is in its infancy, but these companies need to understand that hardcore gamers like me like the feel of that heavy weighted controller in their hands. Sure, I’m interested in AR and VR stuff, but just let me retain the option to use a controller, eh?

Will post again when I have more news.

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And now for something completely different…

I’m sure you’re all running around with your underwear on top of your head panicking about the Pope. We need a new Pope! Does a Pope resign in the woods? I guess we do the “lock em up and watch the smoke” thing now, right?

Please, please; an appeal for sanity…

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Contact Form Added

Okay, got a request to add a contact form, so I’mma gonna do it, but if ya spam me, it’s going down. 😉 Cheers!

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The Blizzard of 2013

Well, here it comes. TWENTY FOOT WAVES? 65 mph winds? BLIZZARD conditions? Whiteouts? We have a local scale that goes from 1-10 for these things; we’ve never had a 10 in history. This is supposedly a 10. Whoa.

So stock up and get wherever you have to be by early Friday afternoon. Good luck, guys.

I’m charging my camera, I’ll try to get some pictures.

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He Hates These Cans!

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Penn Jillette on Capitalism, Magic, and Morality

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The New Phonebooks Are Here!!!!

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Playing Chess With Life

I want to talk about something that may sound a little weird for a second. Especially to non-chess players. Does anyone else besides me “play chess with life”? I am not the person who coined the term; a friend of mine did. I’ll tell you the setup. I came out of college, joined an aspiring startup I thought looked good. Everyone in the place was in a relationship except me. Now, I didn’t know this, but apparently behind my back there were a lot of weird rumors going around — you know, relatively good looking guy, pretty smart, fairly nice guy — what’s the deal? Apparently the first rumor was that I was banging the receptionist in the copy room. Hehehe. No. There were a few others tossed around, then they arrived at “He’s gay”. *sigh* But then my friend AJ stepped in and said, “No….no…he’s not. I think I know what it is. He’s always talking about chess — he plays chess with life.”

What does that mean? If you don’t play chess, you won’t really understand, but the basic concept is thinking ahead. Anticipating and evaluating the possibilities and outcomes. Also, trying to see the board from your opponent’s point of view. But if you don’t love chess, you don’t know exactly what it feels like.

Well, I know what it feels like. And it can be best summed up in a scene from “Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows” (the second one). Without all the cool slo-mo graphics. Point is, when I meet a woman, I’m already calculating at least 10-20 moves ahead. Dating. Sex. Relationship. Moving in together. Marriage. Pressure to have a child when her biological clock starts ticking. I run as many visualizations of the situation as I can through my head, and try to see what the outcome can be given the information I have. Of course, I’m always absorbing new information, so I’m always re-evaluating. But men, you know there are precious few women you really want to spend any time at all with, really, apart from the sex.

And, of course, this is only an example of one way I play chess with life. I do it with everything. I only mention the above because it’s the story of the genesis of the phrase.

Right, Kip. Shut up and show them the movie.

(Note the chess board in the scene and that when Moriarty braces himself you can see a chess clock)

 

 

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Kiplange.com Status Update

Heyo, I have most things back up and running, although I seem to have lost all my comments. *shrug*. The only other problem is that I think some work is being done on the server my database is hosted on, so occasionally you may see a “Error connecting to database” message, in which case simply wait a minute or two, come back, and reload. Thanks for bearing with me. All apologies.

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Kiplange.com problems…

Hey guys. Sorry, but my database got corrupted; I lost all my comments and I lost a few other things (widgets, etc.) in the process of restoring comments. Bear with me while I fix this. Site currently undergoing maintenance.

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