Ah. Just woke up. I think perhaps I may go to the Argument Clinic with Corey Hollister…
Ah. Just woke up. I think perhaps I may go to the Argument Clinic with Corey Hollister…
Psst…Joe G. here…Kip’s not paying attention, so I’m sneaking this one in…every bit of clothing ought to make you pretty; you can cut the clothing, grey is such a pity; I should wear the clothing of Mr. Walter Mitty — see my tailor, he’s called Simon, I know it’s going to *fit*.
Okay, so my mom had her consultation regarding the tumor on her kidney today. They’re doing the biopsy in ten days or so. This is, what, at least the 8th or 9th cancer scare now? I’m throwing up “Tennis Ball” by Jon Lajoie. It was removed from YouTube for being too offensive (and because it pissed WalMart off), it’s up on FunnyOrDie. If it offends you, screw you, because both me and my mom need tennis balls right now, okay?
Ah yes. While I still have my mojo back, here’s something to get you started this morning. There’s…only one Kip and only one Cod? Huh. I don’t really like fish. Shut up and crank it.
Okay, so I slept through the news conference, but I am catching up. Looks like we’re headed in the right direction (mostly).
With PlayStation 4, Sony Aims for Return to Glory
For the Sony Corporation, a tech industry also-ran, the moment of reckoning is here.
The first three generations of PlayStation sold more than 300 million units, pioneered a new style of serious video games and produced hefty profits. PlayStation 4, introduced by Sony Wednesday evening, is a bold bid to recapture those long-ago glory days.
The first new PlayStation in seven years was promoted by Sony as being like a “supercharged PC.” It has a souped-up eight-core processor to juggle more complex tasks simultaneously, enhanced graphics, the ability to play games even as they are being downloaded, and a new controller designed in tandem with a stereo camera that can sense the depth of the environment in front of it.
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Good morning, East Coasters! Feeling down? Stressed out? Tired? THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IS HERE. It’s a RiffTrax of the Vanilla Ice vehicle “Cool as Ice”. It’s also the best $10 you will ever spend in your entire life. Snarky comments made from the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000 over the entire movie. If you lived through the ’90s, this is especially hilarious. And if you don’t bust a gut laughing at this thing, you are beyond all hope. AT LEAST watch the free sample clip. Yep yep. Okay, now I’m off to “schling a schlong”, yep yep.
Click on Vanilla’s head and get transported to sheer bliss.
Haircut done. Around 60 lbs thinner, still 20 lbs from my goal weight. Apologies for the poor picture quality as my dad is baffled by digital cameras.
Alright, Angus, HIT IT!
And here’s a video of me dancing around like an idiot to it…until my computer crashed…little jerky, sorry. LOL. Reaching Tom Cruise levels of insanity.
All I need is a couch to jump up and down on…and Oprah…
…and you wouldn’t want me any other way…
(Llllladdddiees)
Post haircut Man In Black pictures coming soon.