The answer to ALL your troubles.

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Kip

Good morning, East Coasters! Feeling down? Stressed out? Tired? THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IS HERE. It’s a RiffTrax of the Vanilla Ice vehicle “Cool as Ice”. It’s also the best $10 you will ever spend in your entire life. Snarky comments made from the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000 over the entire movie. If you lived through the ’90s, this is especially hilarious. And if you don’t bust a gut laughing at this thing, you are beyond all hope. AT LEAST watch the free sample clip. Yep yep. Okay, now I’m off to “schling a schlong”, yep yep.

Click on Vanilla’s head and get transported to sheer bliss.

Vanilla Ice RiffTrax Goodness

RiffTrax takes on Vanilla Ice. EPIC! CLICK!

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Words of Wisdom from Shaun

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Kip

All hail Simon Pegg.

F--k I wish The Winchester was near me...

F–k I wish The Winchester was near me…

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Back in Black

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Kip

Haircut done. Around 60 lbs thinner, still 20 lbs from my goal weight. Apologies for the poor picture quality as my dad is baffled by digital cameras.

Back in Black

Back in Black

Alright, Angus, HIT IT!

And here’s a video of me dancing around like an idiot to it…until my computer crashed…little jerky, sorry. LOL. Reaching Tom Cruise levels of insanity.
All I need is a couch to jump up and down on…and Oprah…

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You May Be Right

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Kip

…and you wouldn’t want me any other way…

(Llllladdddiees)

Post haircut Man In Black pictures coming soon.


Billy Joel You May Be Right by Celtiemama

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Message to Julian Assange

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Kip

I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but this broke yesterday: Julian Assange is going to run for the Senate in Australia.

Here:

CANBERRA, Australia — WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange regards his bid to become an Australian senator as a defense against potential criminal prosecution in the United States and Britain, a news website reported on Monday.

Full story available here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/17/julian-assange-australia-senate_n_2708161.html

Here is what I would like to say to Mr. Assange:

Dear Mr. Assange:

Kip Lange here. I’m writing to let you know your fifteen minutes of fame are over. I know you’re not quite fully aware of this yet, but, I am afraid it is so. I understand that there are lots of condoms to poke holes into and many beautiful women to rape in Australia, but I happen to like Australia very much, and have always wanted to go there. In fact, I will be going there as soon as I have the money saved up. So, Sir, I ask you to please do to following: Fuck off. Yes, fuck off. Now fuck off some more. Fuck off a little bit more, yes, that’s good, keep going, keep fucking off. See that cliff edge over there? Go fuck off near it. That’s good. Yes. Keep fucking off. A little bit further…okay…almost there…just fuck off some more…ALMOST THERE…fuck off one more time. AH, there we go! SPLAT!

Thank you for your time and consideration, Mr. Assange.

Best,
Christopher “Kip” William Lange

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Happy Presidents Day!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Kip
Seriously. Don't Tread On Us.

Seriously. Don’t Tread On Us.

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All That Jazz (1979) — Final Scene — Bye Bye Life

Posted on February 17, 2013 by Kip

This is the final scene of the Bob Fosse musical “All That Jazz”. Fosse wrote it about himself. I’ve always thought, when I go, this is how it’s going to be. Or sort of how I envision it being. It makes me laugh and cry simultaneously. Powerful stuff. Do not click if you can’t handle the concept of death.

Yeah. Jazz hands, please.

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Never hate on Canada except in jest!

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Kip

Trebek, Michael J. Fox, etc., etc., but most important: Jon Lajoie. NSFW (adding new category).

Find more about Jon Lajoie here, and support the man. He’s a comic genius.

http://www.jonlajoie.com/

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Sing it, Sam…

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Kip

Tell them ’bout it, Mr. Cooke. Testify!

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Teller’s “Shadows” Illusion

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Kip

More magic. This illusion, created by Teller of Penn & Teller, is, like the best magic tricks, not simply an illusion, but also a beautiful form of magical poetry. They perform this at their show at the Rio in Las Vegas.

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