Author Archives: Kip

Ah yes. The latest is that Isaac Hayes reportedly had a stroke and the “Church” of Scientology graciously acted on his behalf and quit the show for him. Right. Here’s a good article at HollywoodReporter.com which I think sums up … Continue reading →

Like I’m not plugging South Park enough, eh? Har. Well, what the hell, I really want the viewership at a solid level so we can ram Scientologists in the back door (the way Mr. Cruise likes it, unfortunately) and get … Continue reading →

Right. Since we’re doing a lot of hailing of Xenu, I thought I should put an artist’s rendering of our Magnificent Lord here. Courtesy of wikipedia and a BBC special on him, I give you…XENU! I must admit he looks … Continue reading →

Have been informed by the good folks at SouthParkStudios.com that there is an online petition over here at ChefGate.info that is trying to get “Trapped in the Closet” re-aired. Go on and sign it. Xenu commands you.

Okay. I almost pissed my pants at the South Park series opener (“The Return of Chef”). Apparently a lot of other people did as well, because this episode was apparently the most highly-rated premiere since 2002. Me, I’ve been reading … Continue reading →

Oh man, this is great. Being a huge fan of “South Park” — I was hooked when I watched the premiere of “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” and phoned friends everywhere — and having a sort of six-degrees-of-separation relationship with … Continue reading →

I would like to make clear from the outset that I HATE MICROSOFT. This will show you where I’m going. I despise Microsoft. I was an avid Macintosh user until the lack of software literally drove me from my Mac … Continue reading →

Ahhh. When I figure out an easy answer to an annoying problem, I love to share it. I have one of the newer Comcast Motorola boxes with a DVR. Tonight, it was going along fine, recording the series I’ve plugged … Continue reading →

Now, don’t ask me how — it’s complex and boring, like myself — but my tooth problem has led to thoughts about friendships. What thoughts, you ask? No, actually, you asked, “Kip, please write something interesting, for the love of … Continue reading →

So, I’m eating a ham and cheese sandwich about two days ago, and all of a sudden there’s this crunch. I figure, hey, maybe I bit into a sharp piece of the ham or something (hams, of course, being notorious … Continue reading →