My favorite Huckabee – Norris ad

While we’re on the subject of Chuck Norris…

Okay, I want to make this clear: in no way do I endorse Mike Huckabee.

But this is one hell of an ad he ran. 🙂

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Chuck Norris Action Jeans

For those of you who haven’t seen this yet…

Once again, click on the picture for the full-sized photo…

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The Playoff schedule is set

Alright, the NFL playoff schedule is set…or as set as it can be right now. Check it out here.

As for the Patriots, they play the lowest seeded winner of the AFC Wild Card games.

Which means:

Saturday, January 12 4:30 p.m.: Seattle, Tampa Bay, or New York at Green Bay 8:00 p.m.: Pittsburgh, Jacksonville, Cleveland*, or Tennessee at New England.

*Note — I’m pretty sure Cleveland is out of it now because of what happened in the Cowboys game…

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Early caucuses are becoming more and more irrelevant…

Every four years, we have to go through this crap. Iowa and New Hampshire, oh my God, who’s going to win the nominations there?

Who cares?

Giuliani, by all accounts still the front-runner by a slim-margin to win the nomination, has given up entirely on Iowa and pretty much on New Hampshire. He’s banking on Super Tuesday and Florida.

Obama seems to have a slight leg up on Hillary, and Huckabee — freakin’ Huckabee is leading the Iowa caucus straw polls.

Oh yeah, that’s a great idea. Let’s nominate Huckabee. A candidate who doesn’t believe in evolution is going to go real far in the general.

And Obama beating Hillary? I don’t think so, not without some kind of serious gaffe on Hillary’s part (she does keep screwing up with him a little, but not too seriously, yet).

The caucuses are a tale full of sound and fury, signifying…nothing.

Please God, let them end, and let all this horserace crap stop. Yes, the Republican primary is a little locked up, but basically you’re looking at Rudy, McCain, or (pardon me while I swallow a little vomit that just came up) — Romney.

I’m predicting that Rudy will win the nomination, with McCain a very close second. I’m going to stick to that. McCain could conceivably win, and I wouldn’t mind at all — McCain’s a straight-shooter with a tendency to very unwillingly bend to campaign consultants spin control efforts. Witness his tongue-in-cheek backpedal from the Confederate flag issue (he went out of his way to let everybody know that while he was reading comments that said the Confederate flag was a symbol of “heritage”, he really was sticking by his first statement, that it’s a symbol of heritage, sure — racist, whacko, rotten-fish heritage). He even went on to write later than he was ashamed of himself for even bowing that far.

McCain’s honesty is refreshing, but Rudy is also pretty up-front, and the key difference is that Rudy is a hell of a lot more electable than McCain. Part of that, yes, is age. McCain would, at 76, be the oldest president we’ve ever elected.

But…oh God, please let it end.

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Yes, I know…

I wished everybody Happy New Year twice. But the second one was only for people I don’t think suck.

Sue me. 😛

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Happy New Year!

Hey, Happy New Year to y’all. Except the small cadre of people I hate (you know who you are, you bastards).

May we Fear & Loathe prosperously in 2008.

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God save us all…

…because I just wrote poetry for the first time in…seven years?

Everyone watch out! It might richochet and hit you! That would suck.

Oh, and it was one Italian sonnet and then one just freewheelin’ poem. Felt good to shake off a little rust, though.

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Happy New Year!

Um, that’s all, really. Happy New Year. Even if I loathe you. 🙂

And Cal came back and won the Armed Forces Bowl. Not bad, and not the stupidest name for a bowl game, thank god.

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Ending the MA state income tax, redux — a republished Jeff Jacoby piece…

Earlier, I posted a link to an email I received from Carla Howell’s mailing list about ending the income tax in Massachusetts. And had a brief skirmish with someone who thought it was an evil pipe dream.

I just received in the mail an op-ed piece by Jeff Jacoby at the Boston Globe talking about this very issue. I am reprinting it here, because it covers — in much better detail and fashion — the arguments I made for abolishing it in the little give-and-take I had with a reader over it. Who eventually, I should point out, ended up agreeing that I had a good point.

Here it is:

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TAKE THE TAX OUT OF ‘TAXACHUSETTS’
By Jeff Jacoby
The Boston Globe

Sunday, December 30, 2007

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2007/12/30/a_resolution_abolish_the_income_tax/

On Election Day five years ago, 885,683 Massachusetts citizens voted for a ballot measure to abolish the Massachusetts income tax — a 45 percent level of support that shocked the state’s political establishment, which had expected the question to go down to ignominious defeat, not come within a few percentage points of passing. So when Libertarian leader Carla Howell launched a new effort to junk the income tax earlier this year, the powers that be made it clear that this time they would do everything they could to discredit it.

In August, Howell’s Committee for Small Government filed its updated ballot language, and Michael Widmer of the Massachusetts Taxpayers Foundation wasted no time pouring scorn on it. (Its name notwithstanding, the Taxpayers Foundation is a business lobby that often opposes broad-based tax relief.) Howell’s proposal is “absolutely unreasonable,” Widmer snorted. “Essentially she’s trying to repeal the 20th century.”

Undeterred, tax-repeal supporters collected 100,000 voter signatures on initiative petitions, well above the number required to move the measure forward. So Governor Deval Patrick is cranking up the rhetoric. He told the Associated Press last week that undoing the income tax is “just a dumb idea” that would utterly devastate Massachusetts.

“Patrick said he has lived in places with no taxes, including the time he spent in Darfur 30 years ago,” AP’s Steve LeBlanc reported. “He says there were also no bridges, no good roads, and no public safety there. ‘Civilization costs something,’ he said. ‘If we could have something for nothing, which is the fiction that has been sold by the right for some time now, then we wouldn’t have a $19 billion upkeep backlog for the roads and bridges.’ “

If that is Patrick’s best case for preserving inviolate the state income tax, maybe he shouldn’t be tossing the label “dumb” around quite so freely.

To begin with, Massachusetts without a personal income tax would not be a “place with no taxes.” It would be a place with corporate income taxes, sales taxes, property taxes, gasoline taxes, meals taxes, hotel taxes, excise taxes, workers’ compensation taxes, estate taxes, capital gains taxes, cigarette taxes, wine and liquor taxes, motor vehicle taxes, and real estate transfer taxes, not to mention the taxes (“license fees”) imposed on a vast array of professions and occupations. The $11 billion collected in personal income taxes accounts for only 40 percent of state revenue. Take that away and the government of Massachusetts still helps itself to more than $16 billion a year. That’s not exactly “no taxes.”

It’s not exactly Darfur, either. What a shameless comparison. Even Patrick cannot possibly believe that the misery and horror of Darfur is caused by insufficient taxation. A ballot initiative to repeal the state income tax is not an invitation to choose between life as we know it today or a life of poverty, lawlessness, and war. For Patrick to suggest that those are the stakes is both ridiculous and disgraceful.

“Civilization costs something,” the governor says, echoing the 1904 dictum of Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.: “Taxes are the price we pay for civilized society.” Maybe so. But in Massachusetts lately, taxes are also the price we pay for Big Dig corruption, for larcenous public-employee pensions, for state-owned golf courses, and for wretched public schools. Higher taxes are no guarantee of a more civilized society.

When Holmes defended taxes as the price tag of civilization, there were no federal and state income taxes. Massachusetts didn’t begin taxing incomes until 1916; for most of its history, the Bay State survived — even thrived — without an income tax. As Howell’s ballot proposal advances, the fear-mongers will shrilly warn that voting yes will plunge us into the Dark Ages. Like all addicts, those hooked on high taxes are terrified by the prospect of giving up their drug. They cannot imagine how much better they will feel when they learn to live without it.

Eliminating the state income tax would reduce government spending by about $11 billion, shrinking the budget to roughly where it stood in 1995. But that $11 billion would not be lost. It would be back in the private sector — back in the hands of the men and women who earned it, and who are far more likely to spend, invest, or donate it wisely than the bloated state bureaucracy it goes to now.

Nine states — Alaska, Florida, Nevada, New Hampshire, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Washington, and Wyoming — have no income tax. In 2008, Massachusetts has another chance to make it 10. Last time, the repeal campaign came close. Next year, let’s put it over the top.

(Jeff Jacoby is a columnist for The Boston Globe.)

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THE PERFECT REGULAR SEASON 16-0

Kiss my ass.

16-0.

Brady sets the TD record, Moss sets the TD reception record.

Kiss. My. Ass.

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