Matt Foley, Motivational Santa (Saturday Night Live, 1993)

I’m assuming this takes place somewhere in a MALL down by the RIVER…

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(Early) Happy Hanukkah

To those out there who celebrate Hanukkah, the best to you, a day early (because there’s football on Sunday night for the atheists and goy like me, so I might be busy). It’s played too much, but, what the hell, I’m a child of the ’90s, so here, one more time, Adam Sandler doing “The Hanukkah Song” live in Chicago:

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Happy 70th, Steven Wright!

A happy birthday (Dec 6th) to Steven Wright, who is turning 70 this year.

A classic but little-known Wright quote:

“First you don’t exist. At all. Then you’re born, and you live your whole life. Then you die. Then you go back to not existing again, forever. So… first you don’t exist. Then you exist. Then you don’t exist, So this whole thing is just an interruption from not existing.”

Steven Wright
Steven Wright, 1994
By 48states at English Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=9370524
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Jayne Mansfield Nude

Jayne Mansfield was a ’50s bombshell whom, unfortunately, never really did a picture bigger or better than WILL SUCCESS SPOIL ROCK HUNTER?, but man, was she beautiful, and man, did she have some…vast tracts of land, shall we say. Bosom for the ages.

Here’s a couple of links to photos of her nude from the 50s and 60s, a few from Playboy, and a few stills from scenes (also, I think, the scenes themselves — short clips — or you can Google ’em from the movie title).

Jayne Mansfield nudes link #1 (70 images)
Jayne Mansfield nudes link #2

Jayne Mansfield
Jayne Mansfield
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Ozone Layer Rebuilding Itself

That’s right, according to NASA and NOAA, the hole in the ozone layer is the fifth smallest since 1992 and is estimated to be fully repaired by midcentury. Apparently the difference can even be easily seen from space.

Well, we got something right.

Here, from atop my snowy perch, I link you the good news:

https://www.noaa.gov/news-release/noaa-nasa-2025-ozone-hole-is-5th-smallest-since-1992

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First Snow, Framingham, MA — December 2nd 9 AM 2025

First snow
First Snow, Framingham MA 2025
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Puffco Peak Pro Flashes White Three Times — Bad News (my experience)

A while ago, I posted a fix – and it does still work – for the Puffco Peak Pro flashing red and white. I’ll get to refining that in a second, because I got a better look at the insides of one after mine fully died.

What I got was a severely dreaded three-white-flash error, which means the chamber is simply not connecting with the base, not that there’s an error. Usually means your atomizer is dead, and mine was, I think, though I tried desperately to adjust the pins and so on. It had just been cleaned (if yours isn’t, clean it), and so on, and dried, and should have worked.

After searching a while I read online that the two end pins – these are the gold pins on the bottom of the chamber, or atomizer, that connect to the base – actually have wires in them and that the solution was to remove the rubber band and all three pins and straighten the wires. DO NOT DO THIS. I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH. Unless you know of some way of threading a tiny wire back into a tiny hole in a tiny pin through a rubber grommet…no, don’t do it. Maybe if you’re a professional jeweler with a loupe and serious equipment, but otherwise – you will never get the pins back in. That’s why I emphasized only moving the middle pin in my article about the fix, because that, I believe, just provides supplemental power to one of the two wired pins. Anyway, you pull those two end pins, you’re screwed. You pull the middle pin, you can put it back in. The end pins? I don’t know, if the grommet is still in, try getting them back in there, I guess, but you’ve pretty much destroyed your chamber. Mine was already gone, as far as I knew, so…I mean, sometimes they just go, as I said to one commenter on here.

Mine lasted about seventh months. It was flashing red and white almost immediately, but the pin trick seemed to fix that until it died this morning after a cleaning (by the way, by far the best way to clean is to just use the dab tool and iso, honestly, just don’t crack the bowl). Anyway, I did want to point out, the fellow who posted about the wires is right and I might have been able to fix the atomizer (chamber) if I had been able to get the wires back straight. I believe they fall out of contact with the end pins. So here’s the thing I would suggest – don’t really ever pull the two ends pins out at all when attempting a fix of the thing flashing. Just jiggle them a little (this may bring them into contact with the wires underneath/inside). If anything, try pushing them in a little, very gently, if you are getting red and white or white-white-white errors. You can pull the middle pin out a little. It’s just that the two end pins do have the wires connected to them, and they’re very small – and I believe that is what powers the coil. The middle, as I said, I think just feeds more power to one of the wired ends.

So, there you go, one dead chamber/atomizer, a Puffco 3DXL, I knew it would happen; live and learn. I replaced it with a regular 3D – and, note on this, and an important one, the 3D chamber did not have the joystick top. It had no top. Joystick top sold separately. Make sure you have a 3D or 3DXL joystick top before you buy the replacement chamber/atomizer. I have to say, the thing hits almost as well as the 3DXL. The XL is just a big bowl, basically, for super sessions with multiple people.

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“A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (1973)

Hey, folks — tradition. I always used to watch “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” on Thanksgiving (and it contains a good brief history of the holiday for kids — or anybody). It’s not anywhere on public television anymore, but…for Thanksgiving…here you go. Apple owns the rights, so you can watch it on Apple; I don’t, so Apple can sue me if they want and…get…what? You’re Apple. I have nothing. Good luck. Plus, it’s “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving”, for the love of God. 🙂

Enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Microsoft Windows and Office Activation (Online)

Alright. If you’re a student or you can’t afford it, here’s all you need to do to active Windows or Office. Yep, it does work on trial editions, I’m pretty sure.

Open up PowerShell in Windows and type:

And that’s it.

Note: While I don’t think Microsoft cares about single license to students, artists starting out, or people on a low budget, if you run an office or something, or can easily afford the license — render unto Caesar.

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The Origins of the Song “Mrs. Robinson”

Occasionally, I think to myself that some trivia I know is well known, and then realize it isn’t. This is one of those cases. The story behind the song “Mrs. Robinson” and THE GRADUATE is not known by all, and it’s kind of interesting. It also changes the entire meaning of the song, so…

Here’s the thing. The song is actually about Eleanor Roosevelt. It was originally titled, “Mrs. Roosevelt”. Mike Nichols was in post-production of THE GRADUATE and, I believe, already using “Sounds of Silence” in the movie, and told Simon and Garfunkel he needed a song about one of the main characters, Mrs. Robinson, and asked if they had anything. The duo replied, “No, but…we have a song about Eleanor Roosevelt we could adapt…”

So, there you go. You can Google me if you think I’m wrong and so on. Now (if you enjoy the song) if you didn’t know this, go and listen to the song again, and think, “Mrs. Roosevelt” every time you hear it and yeah, it makes sense. It’s about Eleanor Roosevelt. “Going to the candidates’ debate…” and so on.

Additionally, and this is quite funny, there is a lyric in the song — “Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?” whom at the time was still quite alive and quite visible, I believe, as a sportscaster. If I’m not mistaken DiMaggio even went on air at one point, because the song got so popular, and said, “I’m right HERE! I’m NOT DEAD!” (the lyric is more of, you know, a cultural sort of thing — I don’t think he was playing at the time, and so on — nostalgic a bit, but with artistic license).

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