Review: Star Trek Online for the PC

Well, about a month or two ago I participated in the Star Trek Online open beta, and when it ended, I liked the game so much I decided to sign up and play it.

If you’re a Star Trek fan, this game is for you. Star Trek Online takes place after the events of the latest movie (not back in time, but in the future, after Romulus has been destroyed). The Federation is back at war with the Klingons, and, as you find out during the progress of the game, Species 8472 (the “Undine”) are also busily trying to wreak havoc on the good old’ Federation.

Star Trek Online is an MMORPG — a “massive multiplayer online role-playing game”. Like any role-playing game, you progress through levels. There are ranks and sub-ranks, so you can be a “Lieutenant Commander 6” (which I currently am).

One of the great beauties of STO is that it merges ground “away” missions with space-based combat. On the away missions, you’ll find yourself confronted by hordes of enemies, and you, along with your bridge officers, will have to dispatch them and take care of your various missions. The scenery is quite pretty, although not as beautiful as, say, Lord of the Rings Online.

Space-baced combat, though is where STO really shines. You can choose (once you get past your “starter” ship) either an Escort, Cruiser, or Science Vessel. Each has their advantages and disadvantages. Cruisers are the classic “Enterprise”-style ships, and you probably won’t feel complete without at least once piloting a Constitution-class Cruiser (the original Enterprise design).

In space, you steer your vessel with your keyboard, or — and this is much easier — by holding both mouse buttons down and moving the mouse in the direction you want to go. You have fore weapons, you have aft weapons, you have phasers, you have disruptors, you have torpedoes, you have mines — you have a bevy of weapons at your disposal, is what I’m trying to say.


Space, the final frontier…(click to enlarge)

And the space combat is intensely beautiful. Phasers shoot out like glittering beams, ships curve away leaving trippy trails of light behind them; damage shows on your ship as your hull is relentlessly assaulted by those damned Klingons and Romulans and…BORG! (the tutorial, God bless it, features the Borg).

Another great thing about the space combat is how smooth it is. I’ve seen fleet battles with fifty ships or more attacking another fifty ships and the system doesn’t even hiccup (admittedly, I am running a very powerful computer, though). It does, however, at times, get a little repetitive, but all MMOs have that problem.

One fun aspect of the game is recruiting your own team of Bridge Officers, each with their own unique land and space-based skill sets. You’ll use different Bridge Officers for different things, and it adds a lot of flexibility and depth to the game. Plus, it’s just fun to have your own “team” to boss around, even if you play solo.

Money is handled in “energy credits”, although you won’t find a heck of a lot of use for it. They’ve done a good job keeping the importance of money down, which, as any good Star Trek fan knows, fits with the Star Trek ethos: money has been eliminated in the future.

Crafting takes place at Memory Alpha, and it’s one of the areas where the game could use a little work. You go around scanning anomalies in space and on the ground to collect mineral samples, data samples, and such, and you turn them in at Memory Alpha for upgraded weapons and items. It takes a lot of crafting work to move beyond the initial limited selection of items.

There are exploration missions which reward you with upgraded weapons, good old patrol missions, and special missions handed out by a cavalcade of different characters, many of whom you’ll recognize from the Star Trek universe, or who are related to someone in that universe.

Besides crafting, one other area where the game suffers some problems is in the social networking area. Chat is muddled, the chat window is too small; chat is confusing, hard to understand, and hard to be heard on. Of course, they’ll probably patch that up eventually, but right now it needs some work.

You can form your own “Fleet”, another name for Guild/Clan on other MMOs. I belong to StarFleetGuild (shameless plug here), and my main character’s name is T’Kyp, although you can reach me at any of the “@Kipstah” addresses. Which reminds me, you can play Federation or Klingon, and even a freed Borg, although playing a freed Borg requires a lifetime subscription (around $250 or so). You can also select from a variety of different races, Vulcan and Human being the most common.

Pricing is pretty standard: about $15 a month, with small breaks given the longer length a package you buy.

More information can be found at: http://www.startrekonline.com.

I’m giving this game an 8.75 out of 10. There’s room for some improvement, and it needs some missions added, as well. But that can be taken care of with patches and expansions packs.

Live long and prosper!

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Dirk Greineder takes executive post in “murderer’s club”

This story makes my stomach turn.

Dirk Greineder, who killed his wife May, is apparently in some sort of weird social club for life-convicted murderers.

A brief excerpt of the beginning of the linked article:

Convicted wife-killer Dirk Greineder has been named an officer of the only social club for murderers recognized by the commonwealth – even as he presses the state’s highest court to grant him a new trial.

Now, I actually knew the Greineder family. Colin was my class valedictorian, I had a terrible crush on the middle sister Britt, and I once made snow-cones with real snow with May Greineder, whose head Doctor Dirk bashed in before he slit her throat.

Last I saw, the kids were still asserting their father’s innocence. Guys, if you happen to read this, please accept reality. Your father is a murderer. Just accept it and try to move on with your lives. You deserve better than to be fighting for this asshole’s release. It doesn’t mean you can’t love him; of course you’ll still love him on some level, he’s your father. But what about your mother? She deserves love as well, and to love her, you’ve got to accept that your dad killed her. I’m sorry. It’s terrible. I don’t know what I’d do if I were you guys. But I so desperately want you to be able to accept the fact and start dealing with it…

Ah, hell, I don’t know. The whole thing just makes me sick to my stomach.

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Added a picture to the About page

Now you can look at my ugly mug any time you want to. I added a picture to the About page.

Grok on.

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Torrents for the new Doctor Who episodes

Here you go. These are torrents for the new Doctor Who episodes (in order). Enjoy!

Planet of the Dead

The Waters of Mars

The End of Time (Part I)

The End of Time (Part II)

Note: You need a BitTorrent client like BitTorrent to download these files.

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Doctor Who information for American viewers

It greatly pissed me off when Doctor Who decided to take a “year off”, but it’s back again, and in fact has been back in the UK for a little bit now (at least, in the form of specials).

However, none of the new Doctor Whos have been aired in the US yet, as far as I know. Correct me if I’m wrong. SyFy  (what  a stupid name change) doesn’t have it, and as far as I know, BBC America hasn’t been showing it.

There are three (four, if you count two-parters separately) new episodes with the Tenth Doctor, David Tennant. They are:

The Planet of the Dead (Easter Special, 2009): The Doctor must save a bus full of innocents transported to a desert planet (with the aid of a cute young cat burglar).
The Waters of Mars (2009): The Doctor zips in to visit the first colonists of Mars — who all, according to history, mysteriously disappear the day he arrives.
The End of Time (Christmas Special, 2009, two parts, Tenth Doctor Finale): The Doctor faces down The Master and deals with a horde of Timelords (led by Timothy Dalton) from Gallifrey trying to escape the vapor-locked “Time War” (David Tennant’s last appearance as The Doctor).

The next season starts up on the BBC this Easter, 2010, with the Eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith, and his new companion, Amy Pond (played by Karen Gillan), in an episode entitled The Eleventh Hour.

How did I get to see the last Tenth Doctor specials? Simple. Torrents. Get ’em while they’re fresh. They’re out there. And I know some of you people are going to be pissed that I download torrents, but I don’t care. Bahaha!

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Quibbling with Lost Season 6 Episode 7, “Dr. Linus”

**WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS SPOILERS RELATED TO SEASON 6, EPISODE 7 OF LOST, DR. LINUS**

Okay. I just have a problem with the end of last week’s Lost episode, Dr. Linus.

In it, Ben Linus, in the “flash-sideways” of what would have happened had the Oceanic flight never crashed, attempts to blackmail the principal of the school he’s teaching at out of his position so he can take over as principal.

The principal responds by saying he’ll step aside (Linus has caught him having sex on school grounds with a nurse), but that if he does, he will “torch” Alex Rousseau’s future college career by writing her a horrible recommendation later to Yale. Linus backs off, Alex (his now-murdered “daughter” in the actual timeline) gets a great letter of recommendation from the principal, and Linus proves he’s not just a completely terrible, lying, murdering asshole.

It’s just — couldn’t Linus have made it a part of his blackmail scheme to force the principal to, as well as stepping down, write a great recommendation letter for Alex? What the hell would have prevented that? Then Linus would be principal and Alex would have her precious letter of recommendation to Yale. It just doesn’t make sense.

Okay, okay, </rant>.

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Blu atomizers now longer

The people over at http://www.blucigs.com are now making their atomizers slightly differently. The ones I just got in the mail are significantly longer than the ones I received in my starter kit, meaning they produce more vapor, or at least one would hope so. Anyway, if you haven’t ordered an atomizer from them lately, you might want to get a couple new ones and see if they work better for you.

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Review: MLB ’10: The Show for PS3

Well, baseball season is almost here, which means the inevitable release of the baseball franchise games. The two leaders are MLB ’10: The Show and MLB 2k10.

2k10 has made great strides in the past few years, but it still can’t catch up to the unbelievable realism of The Show. This year, The Show has been upgraded ever so slightly to include slightly more realistic touches — such as the catcher violently gesturing downwards for a low pitch, new animations of all sorts, and so on.

Gameplay remains the same. Pitching is done through a meter; press once to start the pitch, press again to set the pitch strength, and press a third time to gauge the pitch’s accuracy. Swinging, again, is the same: you attempt to guess the pitch and the location, swing away, and hope you guessed right.


Sliding into home…

This game is so realistic I wouldn’t be surprised if someone was momentarily fooled that an actual ballgame was going on. It’s that good, it really is.

Now, baseball games aren’t my forte — football games are. But I will say that The Show delivers a hands-on baseball gaming experience that’s hard to compete with.

I’m giving this one a 9.5 out of 10.

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Review: Final Fantasy XIII for the PS3

Well, first let me say HAH to all the Xbotch users out there: Final Fantasy XIII is one Blu-ray disc for the PS3, but apparently three discs for the Xbox.

Enough gloating. Let’s get down to the basics. First, the story. FF XIII is set in the world of Pulse, a dangerous underworld, with a floating Eden-like human city above it named Cocoon. There’s trouble in River City, though — they’re deporting undesirables from Cocoon down to Pulse. Or, at least the authorities say they are. They’re actually killing off people, not just sending them down to Pulse.

Which is where you enter. You start out playing two characters, Lightning and Snow. Lightning is a soldier who takes up arms against her own forces; Snow is the leader of an underground rebellion. You go on to play, I believe, four other characters, totaling six characters in all that you control.

The rest of it you should pretty much discover on your own. There are, of course, Chocobos. No Final Fantasy would be complete without Chocobos.

Down to the nitty-gritties. The graphics are, as always, incredibly beautiful. Final Fantasy has always been pure eye candy, and the thirteenth installment doesn’t disappoint. It runs in full 1080p as well, if you have a 1080p set. The spiky-haired anime heroes remain true to form, which will delight many of you.

Gameplay is a little different. The ATB (“Active Time Battle) gauge makes a return, meaning you’re fighting in real-time, but the combat system has been dumbed down so that most of the time you’re simply choosing a command called “Auto-Attack”.


Turning Japanese, I really think so…

Skills are managed through something called The Crystarium, which should come as no surprise to any fan of the franchise. As usual, it’s complex and rewarding and takes hours and hours of gameplay to actually get anything done.

They’ve done a good job with the first Final Fantasy for next-gen consoles, they really have. Admittedly, this review is somewhat brief, because I haven’t gotten that far in the game yet, but I wanted to post a review with my initial thoughts as fast as I could. I may post some updates to the review in the upcoming days.

**UPDATE** — Final Fantasy XIII is a lot like MGS IV — you get about ten minutes of battle and then a half hour cutscene. This does detract from gameplay slightly.
**UPDATE** — Though you no longer can control your secondary characters, you assign them “roles” — Synergist, Medic, Commando — train them in these roles in the Crystarium, and “Paradigm”-shift into different groups of roles.
**UPDATE** — Don’t sell your components early in the game for cheap Gil. They can be used to upgrade your weapons and items further on in the game.

To sum up:

Graphics: A+
Story: A-
Gameplay: B+
Overall: A-

Or, if you’d prefer, I’ll scale it. Using the standard 1-10 scale, I’m giving this game a 9.25.

There. Enjoy.

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Boiling your atomizer

Yes, it works, believe it or not. If you want to save a few bucks, and the atomizer on your e-cig isn’t pulling like it used to, drop it in boiling water for about 30 seconds, take it out with a spoon, dry it thoroughly, and then replace it back in the e-cig. Works pretty damn well. I have two new atomizers coming in the mail but I figured I’d try this out and it does indeed work.

Grok on.

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