Category Archives: humor

“Green card? I’m from *East L.A.*…”

Alright, given that there are reports of some citizens being accidentally deported along with people who are not here legally, I thought I would try one attempt at a non-offensive, non-political comment on the matter, and that is this:

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“Michael, are you wearing lady clothes…?”

This is honestly one of the best scenes in “The Office” ever.

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Are You Drinkin’ With Me, Jesus?

“Does your head pound, Jesus…as hungover You do rise…how does Paradise look, Jesus…through Holy Bloodshot Eyes?”

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Flashing, Blinking Lights

Modern life in a nutshell, courtesy of AIRPLANE! 2. God-damned flashing, blinking lights. Not to mention the chimes, bells, knobs, levers, swipes…

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A Quick Joke

Okay, this was one of my father’s favorites, but it’s all in the delivery. Abraham Lincoln is writing the Gettysburg address. He thinks it out, sits down, puts pen to paper, and writes it. However, he needs to read it … Continue reading

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Simon Pegg is a Genius

Quick shout out to Simon Pegg. Please make more movies. Please, for the love of God.

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Life of a Repo Man is Always Intense

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Another Family Guy Joke Explained: Juliette Lewis Making Out With Dogs

In Season 14, Episode 16 of “Family Guy”, titled “The Heartbreak Dog”, the writers hint that Juliette Lewis makes out with dogs. Peter finds out that Bonnie has made out with Brian and blurts out, “My God! Who would do … Continue reading

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Open Letter to David Carradine’s Ghost

Why, oh why, did you have to dress like Batman and choke yourself to get off? Sigh.

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He peed on my rug!

“That’s right, Dude, they peed on your f–king rug.” And that rug REALLY tied the room together.

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