Category Archives: humor

Chris Farley — Colombian Decaf Coffee Crystals

Late us take a moment to remember the late, the great, Chris Farley — whom would rather not be served decaf coffee crystals. Just as a side note, I’ve always found it sad that Chris Farley was tagged as “the … Continue reading

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A Film Remake Better than the Original?

Someone recently asked me if I could name a movie remake that was much better than the original and I could not do it offhand (you can sort of get away with it with TV with spinoffs and such, and … Continue reading

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Don’t Declare War on Birds

I am actually not joking here, not in the least. Okay, well, I’m not stating mistruths. Maybe I find this a bit amusing, because the map below is actually accurate. Australia apparently had an emu problem and launched “The Great … Continue reading

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“Green card? I’m from *East L.A.*…”

Alright, given that there are reports of some citizens being accidentally deported along with people who are not here legally, I thought I would try one attempt at a non-offensive, non-political comment on the matter, and that is this:

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“Michael, are you wearing lady clothes…?”

This is honestly one of the best scenes in “The Office” ever.

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Are You Drinkin’ With Me, Jesus?

“Does your head pound, Jesus…as hungover You do rise…how does Paradise look, Jesus…through Holy Bloodshot Eyes?”

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Flashing, Blinking Lights

Modern life in a nutshell, courtesy of AIRPLANE! 2. God-damned flashing, blinking lights. Not to mention the chimes, bells, knobs, levers, swipes…

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A Quick Joke

Okay, this was one of my father’s favorites, but it’s all in the delivery. Abraham Lincoln is writing the Gettysburg address. He thinks it out, sits down, puts pen to paper, and writes it. However, he needs to read it … Continue reading

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Simon Pegg is a Genius

Quick shout out to Simon Pegg. Please make more movies. Please, for the love of God.

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Life of a Repo Man is Always Intense

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