The Da Vinci Code apparently sucks on film, too

Let us review The Da Vinci Code saga. The book is a piece of thrillerish crap. Yes, I read it.

The movie, as the reviews continue to roll in, appears to be a solid HUNK of crap. No, I’m not going to see it.

And Tom Hanks’ head literally looks as if a piece of crap masquerading as hair has crawled up on it.

Ahhh…crap. How we love it.

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