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Dirty joke time!

There’s a guy named Jack. He has a girlfriend named Wendy. Jack is hopelessly in love with Wendy, and decides to ask her to marry him. To prove how much he loves her, he goes and gets “Wendy” tattooed on his penis, as a gesture of loyalty. When he’s erect,  his penis shows her name, and when it’s limp, it reads “Wy”

So, the next night, they have passionate sex, and when Wendy sees her name on Jack’s member, he pops the question, and she accepts.

They decide to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Once down there, they decide to try out all of the local culture,  including a nude beach. They go to the beach, and are having a great time, when Jack decides to get up from  sunbathing and go and get something to drink at the bar down the beach.

So, he walks over to the bar, with his limp penis, trying not to let his eyes wander; he doesn’t want to embarrass himself. He orders a drink from the guy at the bar, and while making the drink, he notices that the bartender, also naked, has “Wy” tattooed on his limp penis as well.

So Jack says to the guy, “Wow, what a coincidence! Hey, do you have a girlfriend named ‘Wendy’, and her name tattooed on your dick too?”

And the bartender looks down at Jack’s member, back to his and starts laughing. He says, “No, mon.  Mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Have a nice day.'”