Monthly Archives: September 2007

I did forget to mention one of the more interesting parts of my trip down to Atlantic City — the 11-hour or so train ride back. The train was packed, so there was no chance of getting a seat by … Continue reading →

Well, we had the bachelor party for Nig (see nigam.biz on the sidebar links) down in Atlantic City. I ended up down about $200 on the 21 tables, which isn’t so bad. We had one night at a “gentleman’s club” … Continue reading →

…and fantasy owners of Ladanian Tomlinson, and Jets fans, and the legions of people claiming the Patriots are “cheaters”: Watch that game from last night again, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

Okay, okay, so the Patriots appear to be in trouble because they had a cameraman on the Jets sidelines who appeared to be filming defensive coaches’ signals. First, let’s get a few things straight. The Patriots did not win that … Continue reading →

You know, a few years back, I read a story on a study that had shown that inhaling zinc (you can’t just take a zinc pill) lessened cold symptoms, and, more important, cut short the time of your cold by … Continue reading →

Here’s a recent email I got. Instead of taking its advice and forwarding to eleven people (I forwarded it to a couple), I’m going to post it on the blog here, with email addresses taken out, of course. Here goes. … Continue reading →

Just a word to the wise. Every now and then you should re-evaluate your friend situation and try cut out any deadwood. I swear. It’s essential for your head. I just cut one away about two or three months ago. … Continue reading →

There’s some jackass kid in Boston named Kip Lange. Wicked annoying, too, I ran into him on Facebook after someone mistook his profile for mine and was weirded out by the pictures (I do not Facebook or Myspace in a … Continue reading →

Yeah, you heard me. We’ve already lost Rodney Harrison for at least four games because the idiot ordered HGH (Human Growth Hormone) over the Internet (smart, Rodney, smmmmarrrtt). And he’s known as the “quarterback” of the defense, given his experience. … Continue reading →

Hey. Cal beat Tennessee. Good start. You hear that, Booty? We’re coming for you. Oh, we are coming for you, USC, God *dammit*.