Obama touches down in Afghanistan and kicks off the “Obamania Obamentum Terrorist Fist-Jab ’08” Tour

Internationally acclaimed rockstar and — I think — presidential candidate Barack Obama touched down in Afghanistan early this morning, to kick off his overseas tour, where he plans to figure out why he took various positions on foreign policy before he actually went out there in the first place.

Obama is being accompanied by 300-some media lapdogs, including all the major network anchors.

Meanwhile, John McCain is considering a school shooting spree to get some media attention.

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