God I’m sick of Britney Spears

Yet I’m going to write something about her. Oh yes.

I just read this off of http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/ (my comments in brackets):

Demi speaks up for Britney

[a headline like this, you know you’ve hit paydirt]

Hot on the heels of George Clooney, Demi Moore is apparently the latest star to speak out in support of Britney Spears – criticising the paparazzi who follow the singer night and day.The 45-year-old Indecent Proposal actress told V magazine: “It’s become something that has absolutely no boundaries whatsoever.

[Yes, because Britney keeps running around finding various ways to throw her career in the crapper and spend astonishing amounts of money on crap. You know how much money that woman has wasted? My tear ducts are still dry, here.]

“With the expansion of the internet and various blogs, it’s become absolutely out of control – at times very dangerous, certainly intrusive, and in many moments that I’ve personally experienced and that friends have experienced, it’s terrifying.”

[Well, when they actually dare you to blog it, you really should…but why is it I have a feeling that terrifying doesn’t mean the same thing to us in the hoi-poloi as it does for Demi and Britney?]

And the mum-of-three apparently confessed she too has found it difficult to deal with attention from the snappers. “It’s difficult when they hang out at the bottom of your street waiting for you to drive by. But no one has seen it worse than Britney Spears,” she added. “How can anyone see that and think that’s an okay way to expect anybody to live, no matter where they’re at in their life?”

[Okay, Demi, it’s true the paparazzi are assholes. I agree with you there. But it’s the price of fame. Another person in this situation would not be on track to lose all of his/her money. Which Britney is. Britney is going to spend every last cent…and that’s why the tear ducts still remain dry, because all the woman has to do is be marginally competent in using an ATM to basically live a very easy life…]