Category Archives: bizarre

The Conservatrarian Election Process

The Conservatrarian Election Cycle Process -Last election is over. Pissed off. When will they ever understand? What the hell is wrong with them? Refuse to speak to liberal friends. Sulk. Read lots of P.J. O’Rourke. -Can’t win ‘em all. Rebuild … Continue reading

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Words, words, words.

Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2, Soliloquy (Brannagh, 1996)

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Argument Clinic

Ah. Just woke up. I think perhaps I may go to the Argument Clinic with Corey Hollister…

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Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Psst…Joe G. here…Kip’s not paying attention, so I’m sneaking this one in…every bit of clothing ought to make you pretty; you can cut the clothing, grey is such a pity; I should wear the clothing of Mr. Walter Mitty — … Continue reading

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The answer to ALL your troubles.

Good morning, East Coasters! Feeling down? Stressed out? Tired? THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IS HERE. It’s a RiffTrax of the Vanilla Ice vehicle “Cool as Ice”. It’s also the best $10 you will ever spend in your entire … Continue reading

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Message to Julian Assange

I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but this broke yesterday: Julian Assange is going to run for the Senate in Australia. Here: CANBERRA, Australia — WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange regards his bid to become an Australian senator as a … Continue reading

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Meteor Strike In Russia

I was talking to someone in Puerto Rico last night, and they said, “Is there something going on? The sky is all weird. It’s all…orange and shit…”. Well, I think maybe this has something to do with it… Moscow (CNN) — … Continue reading

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Playing Chess With Life

I want to talk about something that may sound a little weird for a second. Especially to non-chess players. Does anyone else besides me “play chess with life”? I am not the person who coined the term; a friend of … Continue reading

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…and it was good.

Whoops, I memed…for any and all Hemingway fans out there:

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Laura McDonald spoofs Kristen Stewart; Kristen Stewart “explains” cheating…

This is good for a laugh, trust me — Laura McDonald has Kristen Stewart’s mumbly-bumbly mannerisms down pat.

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