Author Archives: Kip

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Sorry, folks, someone’s trying to take advantage of my contact form. I think it’s a certain prick who once had a healthy cocaine habit — if he doesn’t stop, I’ll let you know his name — and I’ve got an … Continue reading

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Reflections on my celibacy, and a brief note about Boston

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Henry V — St. Crispin’s Day Speech

Right, while I’m posting epic speeches, why don’t we go right to possibly the most epic speech ever written…I’m looking at you, Mr. The Bard… *ahem* <clears throat>

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Doctor Who: The Pandorica Opens — The Doctor’s Speech

Okay, right, so I put up the Akhaten speech, but, I mean, that was a bit of weak episode except for that scene. Well, anyway, point is, if I’m going to put that up, I should put up the epic … Continue reading

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Doctor Who: The Rings of Akhaten – The Doctor’s Speech

Okay, I’m betting a bunch of you out there want to memorize that kickass monologue from the last Doctor Who (Rings of Akhaten), don’t you? Okay, here it is. Enjoy. The video is at the bottom. Okay then. That’s what … Continue reading

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ALL THAT JAZZ — “There’ll be Some Changes Made”

I appreciate the sentiment, but…not gonna happen, I don’t think.

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Mannish Boy — Muddy Waters with Johnny Winter

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He peed on my rug!

“That’s right, Dude, they peed on your f–king rug.” And that rug REALLY tied the room together.

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Professor Henry Higgins — Never Let a Woman in Your Life

You know, all my life, I’ve wanted to play Henry Higgins on stage. Seriously. *wink*. Anyway, allow the good professor to explain why I am single. He puts it better than I ever could.

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Text of Rand Paul’s Speech on Immigration Reform

Paul delivered this today to the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of commerce. He’s quite geared up already for a run…now, my only comment here is, aye, Senator Paul, we need the conservatives on board, so I see putting border security first, … Continue reading

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