Just, For the Record…

Now, this will make sense to about three people, again, and I might be off the mark — but I doubt it — so listen and listen clearly:

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Okay, that’s the first bit (a lot of you will get that one — too few, though). The second bit is this:

It’s Lange. The E is silent. Stop debating it. And I have, for the record, 273 friends, which is about average. I am so getting you the fuck back for that one someday, Rrrrrrandy & The Kosher Kid. Swear to God…yeah, I mean, it’s been a long time, but, like The Kinks said, art takes time.

Just…since I’ve never commented on it. 😉


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