Just like the headline says, we lost both last year. Kind of an esoteric little bit of knowledge, I mean, nobody who doesn’t know who they are by those names knows who they are at all. And, you know, “Karpman” is just a name, not a form of satire…
Let me just say, though, it bodes fucking ill for me. It bodes seriously ill for me. And hell, my house just burned down a couple of years ago, and then my dad croaked. I think I should get a checkup at a doctor, and quickly.
[CAPTAIN JACKSON slips out of the room with the “real” Orgazmometer]