My bad, I forgot about the whole Katie Holmes “silent birth” iPod thing

I can’t believe I forgot this one.

Katie Holmes is not going to be allowed to say a word in childbirth, because Scientologists believes this damages the child’s psyche somehow. And saying “sh” makes them stutter. So she’s going to be stuck in the birth room, with no pain medication allowed, and a bunch of huge white placards surrounding her, reminding her to stay quiet at all costs.

She will, however, have an iPod with 300 songs on it given to her by Cruise.

Wow. What a help, Tom. What a guy!

Jesus, these people are whacked.

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