Category Archives: movies

Henry V — St. Crispin’s Day Speech

Right, while I’m posting epic speeches, why don’t we go right to possibly the most epic speech ever written…I’m looking at you, Mr. The Bard… *ahem* <clears throat>

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He peed on my rug!

“That’s right, Dude, they peed on your f–king rug.” And that rug REALLY tied the room together.

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Professor Henry Higgins — Never Let a Woman in Your Life

You know, all my life, I’ve wanted to play Henry Higgins on stage. Seriously. *wink*. Anyway, allow the good professor to explain why I am single. He puts it better than I ever could.

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Words, words, words.

Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2, Soliloquy (Brannagh, 1996)

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Aw kid, you’re a STAR!

…and..ALL…THAT…JAZZ! –Joe Gideon All That Jazz Chicago at

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The answer to ALL your troubles.

Good morning, East Coasters! Feeling down? Stressed out? Tired? THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IS HERE. It’s a RiffTrax of the Vanilla Ice vehicle “Cool as Ice”. It’s also the best $10 you will ever spend in your entire … Continue reading

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All That Jazz (1979) — Final Scene — Bye Bye Life

This is the final scene of the Bob Fosse musical “All That Jazz”. Fosse wrote it about himself. I’ve always thought, when I go, this is how it’s going to be. Or sort of how I envision it being. It … Continue reading

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If one of those dots stopped moving…

I give you one of the most important scenes in the history of cinema: The Ferris Wheel scene from “The Third Man”. I don’t need to explain anything here. Just relax, sit back, and enjoy.

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