Daily Archives: September 2, 2007

There’s some jackass kid in Boston named Kip Lange. Wicked annoying, too, I ran into him on Facebook after someone mistook his profile for mine and was weirded out by the pictures (I do not Facebook or Myspace in a … Continue reading →

Yeah, you heard me. We’ve already lost Rodney Harrison for at least four games because the idiot ordered HGH (Human Growth Hormone) over the Internet (smart, Rodney, smmmmarrrtt). And he’s known as the “quarterback” of the defense, given his experience. … Continue reading →

Hey. Cal beat Tennessee. Good start. You hear that, Booty? We’re coming for you. Oh, we are coming for you, USC, God *dammit*.