Category Archives: rants

Roast in Hell, Hugo Chavez

Oh, man, what good news to wake up to (yeah, I keep weird hours): (CNN) — A deeply divided Venezuela is mourning its late leader and preparing to pick a new president to replace him. Venezuelan officials called for peace and … Continue reading

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Don’t Look Back in Anger (Belushi, Saturday Night Live)

I’ll outlive you all. Why? Because I’m a dancer. Yes, I am quite aware of the irony, but I don’t care. One of the best SNL skits ever. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-50004053/saturday_night_live_dont_look_back_in_anger_season_3/

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Words, words, words.

Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2, Soliloquy (Brannagh, 1996)

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I need a tennis ball

Okay, so my mom had her consultation regarding the tumor on her kidney today. They’re doing the biopsy in ten days or so. This is, what, at least the 8th or 9th cancer scare now? I’m throwing up “Tennis Ball” … Continue reading

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Message to Julian Assange

I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but this broke yesterday: Julian Assange is going to run for the Senate in Australia. Here: CANBERRA, Australia — WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange regards his bid to become an Australian senator as a … Continue reading

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Back on the market?

So here I am, thinking to myself, it’s been ten years since you last did…anything…with a woman. On purpose. I did this for several reasons. First, I had a couple that got away. Two, exactly, if I’m counting right. Yeah, … Continue reading

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In the wake of defeat…

Ah, well, to all you conservatives out there — we tried. We really did try. And the American people spoke, and their message was clear: “We are complete and utter idiots.” Now comes the part where the liberals tell us … Continue reading

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Unraveling the second Presidential debate

Okay, let’s see if I can’t quickly break down debate two. Well, it’s clear the Obamanation himself showed up to play this time. No grimacing and glancing down this time. He knew he needed to come out and be energetic, … Continue reading

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What the hell happened in the debate?

Well, actually, I can sum up the post’s subject question pretty easily. Obama lost. He got MittSlapped. Hard. That’s what happened. But why did our President, who I will readily admit is a brilliant orator, lose so badly? I mean, … Continue reading

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I’m going political on Twitter…

Reminder to all of you out there who want to follow me regarding politics — I do most of my ranting on Twitter. My Twitter handle is @Kipstah — https://twitter.com/Kipstah. Please feel free to follow me. Also, if you’re on the … Continue reading

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