Author Archives: Kip

Well, Christmas is over. N.S. and H.M. stopped by, it was a great couple of hours of catching up and fun. I am highly impressed by N.S.’s choice of girlfriends. In other news, I managed to contact D.F. on the … Continue reading →

Like the title says. Merry frickin’ Christmas, everybody. In the morning I shall gather loot, make merry, be festive, all of that. Surprise cameo appearances by N.S. and H.M. are expected.

Indeed. So the DVR was installed. Not, of course, without much frigging bumbling by Comcast. First, I had to babysit the guy installing the box for like three hours, just sort of standing behind him and smoking cigarettes and looking … Continue reading →

Ahhh. The cigarettes came today. Why did I start smoking menthols? Okay, actually, I know why, but it’s a long story and I don’t want to put it down here. Why do I ask rhetorical questions that aren’t really rhetorical? … Continue reading →

Oh, bad news everywhere, dammit. My father has a cold. And the bastard sneezed into my coffee this morning. And I was dumb enough to then drink said coffee because I need said coffee because otherwise my mind works like … Continue reading →

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. It hath been uploaded. Move zig.

Okay. Here’s a quaint anecdote that I finally have some time to relate. I was leaving my doctor’s office and walking towards the elevator, and a black guy was coming out of the door right behind me. “Is this the … Continue reading →

Light cigarettes suck. I’m desperately trying to do SOMETHING for my lungs, but man, light cigarettes just…well, as previously stated, suck (and Kip continues to use the word “suck” a whole lot). Speaking of sucking, since tonight’s MNF is Vikings-Packers, … Continue reading →

Okay, tonight’s game is the…CHIEFS at the TEXANS? Oh, Christ, give me a break. Throw me a bone. And Monday Night Football is Vikings at the Packers. Yeah. Clash of the Really Really Bad Teams. “Are you ready for some … Continue reading →

I’ve enabled comments. For people who don’t want to join blogger. Har, nice little attempt to force the hands of others to join blogger, blogger folk. 🙂