Did you know that there actually are lyrics to the original Star Trek theme song? You know, the one with Kirk, McCoy, et al. It’s true, it’s not an urban legend; snopes.com backs it up.
Here, for your benefit, are the lyrics to the original Star Trek theme song. Please try not to read these while you have anything in your stomach. I warned you.
And a one and a two and…
The rim of the star-light
Is wand’ring in star-flight
He’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Strange love a star woman teaches.
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
You know, I might kinda dig the “strange love a star woman teaches”.