Dear Prince’s Estate: Please don’t send me threatening emails about this. These two posts are tributes and will be taken down shortly and permanently deleted.

I need your help, guys. When I was in fifth grade, my dad invested in this AWFUL movie, Skullduggery, with $10k that my grandfather (on my mother’s side) had given me to start a college fund. We lost every cent … Continue reading →

I’ve made a few updates to my blog. Notably, there are four new widgets (thingies) at the bottom of the page, formatted correctly. One is a wunderbar new poll. One is a calendar of posts. One is a hit tracker, … Continue reading →

(golden lady, #4) The silence that you keep is enough to make a man weep; Yet steadfast I remain In your service; Resolutely at your side Ready to turn the tide. I do not know whereof I speak; I do … Continue reading →

Because neuroplasticity is the shizzle. And so are Penn & Teller. Ancient Magical Illusion Even More Effective Than Magicians May Realize

Well, here it comes. TWENTY FOOT WAVES? 65 mph winds? BLIZZARD conditions? Whiteouts? We have a local scale that goes from 1-10 for these things; we’ve never had a 10 in history. This is supposedly a 10. Whoa. So stock … Continue reading →

Heyo, I have most things back up and running, although I seem to have lost all my comments. *shrug*. The only other problem is that I think some work is being done on the server my database is hosted on, … Continue reading →

Hey guys. Sorry, but my database got corrupted; I lost all my comments and I lost a few other things (widgets, etc.) in the process of restoring comments. Bear with me while I fix this. Site currently undergoing maintenance.