I know the world is gaga for Kristen the singing hooker, but this story kinda slipped in quietly…
Now this means you should do two things. One, bring a stick of butter with you everywhere. Two, I think you can still get away with smoking a cigarette and having some buttered toast if you do it really late at night underneath your bedcovers.
You’ll never catch me, Mr. Health Regulator! *cough* *wheeze*
(As Jimi said, I know I got to go when it’s my time to go…but in the meantime…let me live my life the way I want to…)