Yeah, that’s right, this one is for you, Kebbie. Driving as fast as I can on 95, cell phone to my ear, giving you constant updates, I’m five minutes late, I get, “I expect my boyfriends to BE PUNCTUAL!” with your hands on your hips. You were the final straw in removing myself from the evil tentacles of women. AND I CAN STILL HEAR YOU COMPLAIN! However, if you ever want your hair pulled and your ass slapped, you know where to find me.