A message to Kristin

Yeah, that’s right, this one is for you, Kebbie. Driving as fast as I can on 95, cell phone to my ear, giving you constant updates, I’m five minutes late, I get, “I expect my boyfriends to BE PUNCTUAL!” with your hands on your hips. You were the final straw in removing myself from the evil tentacles of women. AND I CAN STILL HEAR YOU COMPLAIN! However, if you ever want your hair pulled and your ass slapped, you know where to find me.


 

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One Response to A message to Kristin

  1. Kip says:

    Oh, yeah, I think the chords are basically D A G, and just take the blues scale in C or G and jam the f–k out (my guitar is not tuned correctly at the moment but I think I have it right). Feel awesome, too, LOL.

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