Alright, this ain’t the world’s BEST joke, but it ain’t the world’s WORST, either.
You hear that BP has figured out a way to deal with the oil leak?
They’re going to lower a giant wedding band on top of it; they figure it’ll immediately stop putting out.
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Heh… I read “wedding band” differently and pictured a huge group of hack musicians.
Ha! Then again, if it’s Adam Sandler from _The Wedding Singer_, we *could* kill two birds with one stone…