I’m posting this for all the Family Guy viewers who watched “The Splendid Source” last night and are wondering what the hell the punchline to the dirty joke Quagmire tells is from.
The joke goes:
A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.”
So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:
“Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over and I just don’t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. P.S. — Your vagina is in the sink.”
There. 
Awesome! Awesome find, bro! I didn’t realize they told the full joke in the uncensored version. I bet they got a ton of people asking what the joke was, so put it in there (I know it’s STILL driving hits to my site!). Thank you so much for posting this.
this joke will never ever get funny
joke also appeared on Curb your enthusiasm
Yep, if you look higher up in the conversation thread, you can see that’s already been brought up…
Thanks to Family Guy. Irene probably can’t laugh
Peter pooping his pants every time he hears this was way funnier than the actual joke.
thats not funny at all
I know a lot of people who, like you, think the joke isn’t the slightest bit funny; but I also know a lot of people, myself included, who think it IS pretty damn funny.
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This joke IS SO Funny! i almost crapped in my pants!
dumbest joke ever and I like dirty jokes…that witch with the corn was funnier
haha wow dest damn derty joke ever i meen i herd a lot but that is the best
That can’t be the joke family guy was refering to because in their joke it starts… a guy walks into a bar (whisper whisper whisper) p.s. your vagina is in the sink… not something about a bride to be. Just saying.
Oh, wait, I think I heard the joke before. I think it’s just not very funny cause we know the punchline before the setup. As soon as they said liver, I already knew where it was goiing
*correction… a girl meets a guy at a bar… And just to clarify, I’m not sayin the punch line isn’t correct, it’s just the wrong set up. In this one the girl meets the guy at a bar but because she has a history of not being able to satisfy even the most well endowed men, she takes the advise of a friend to “tighten thing up” in there, with a piece of liver… yada yada yada, p.s., your vagina’s in the sink.
again, just sayin! much luv to kip
Yeah, it’s the joke, I just knew it in a different form. Look at the Youtube link that was posted to the “extra content” episode — they tell the whole joke. The only alteration is the setup; chick meets a guy in a bar, not chick is marrying a guy.